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Clark oblivious to Rusty chugging the beer. "Good talk, son."

Aunt Edna strapped to the roof of the car and Clark's final words for her

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"I'm going steady, and I french kissed." "So? Everybody does that." "Yeah but daddy says I'm the best at it."

Love that one too. Whole segment with Cousin Eddie.

Clark asking for directions as they steal his tires

When he sneaks up behind Ellen in the shower and pretends to stab her with a bananna

When he falls asleep at the wheel and cruises through the streets..

And "You wanna know what I think?I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! "

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