When he falls asleep at the wheel and cruises through the streets..
And "You wanna know what I think?I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! "
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Reply by Howard Burns
on February 25, 2017 at 7:06 PM
"I'm going steady, and I french kissed." "So? Everybody does that." "Yeah but daddy says I'm the best at it."
Reply by Hermione
on February 25, 2017 at 11:34 PM
Love that one too. Whole segment with Cousin Eddie.
Reply by tmdb43737777
on August 30, 2017 at 7:12 PM
Clark asking for directions as they steal his tires
When he sneaks up behind Ellen in the shower and pretends to stab her with a bananna
Reply by Heisenberg12
on August 30, 2017 at 7:32 PM
When he falls asleep at the wheel and cruises through the streets..
And "You wanna know what I think?I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we're gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes! I must be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit! "