Hard Ticket to Hawaii

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

R 03/01/1987 (US) Action, Adventure 1h 36m

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Pay the price for paradise!

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A Molokai-based civilian pilot and an undercover DEA agent intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for druglord Seth Romero. Seth, his henchmen, and other island undesirables launch a full-scale assault on the duo. If they're going to survive, they'll need the help of agent Rowdy Abilene and his partner/kickboxing expert Jade.

Andy Sidaris

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Ronn Moss

Rowdy Abilene
Dona Speir

Donna Hamilton
Hope Marie Carlton

Taryn
Harold Diamond

Jade
Rodrigo Obregón

Seth Romero
Cynthia Brimhall

Edy Stark
Patty Duffek

Pattycakes
Wolf Larson

J.J. Jackson
Lory Green

Rosie
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A review by DrMarty

Written by DrMarty on December 14, 2012

How do you begin to describe a movie with gratuitous nudity, bad acting, an implausible plot, 2-dimensional characters, and bad fight scenes? How do you describe the necessity for a mutant snake, an inflatable doll, skateboarding henchmen and razor-bladed frisbees in the same movie? Of course, I COULD mention some of the greatest lines of our generation like,"Life is a bitch and then you die." Or maybe,"Just when you thought it was safe to take a pee."

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