Discuss Army of the Dead

  • Stop and dramatically look at the money you were always expecting to find. Also for good measure be sure to do the 'raining money' move with it to spread it around a little bit while the clock is ticking.
  • Stop and have a dramatic discussion about your would be relationship with the dude you barely exchanged any words with throughout the movie.
  • Run away on foot to another hotel that is obviously miles away from your location on hostile territory to look for some chicks you barely know and just vaguely suspect might be at said location. I guess she had some ethiopian and jamaican genes in her that made her built for long distance sprinting. She didn't look like it, but what do I know.
  • Look for the previous chick who ran way to look for some other chicks.

Hell it takes an hour of real time for that 20 minutes to be up in the movie. Might be some kind of a record in this idiotic and tired old movie trope.

Also what the heck was going on in that scene where they are trying to sneak through the zombies and the chola chick jumps through the window and they are just looking at her dumbfounded "She's gone. Come on. Leave her. She is dead". This is after they have already disposed dozens of said zombies with 100% shooting accuracy and now 'she is dead' because about four of them are surrounding her. Seems legit.

I should also add the question of whatever happened to Geeta? She was so important that the aid worker was willing to get everyone killed over her (including her own father), but apparently she ascended into heaven as soon as she entered the chopper. Bye Geeta we hardly knew ya!

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Yeah, there were a lot of scenes of stupidity. You run up flights of stairs with the zombie boss chasing you. What is the most sensible thing to do, once you get to the chopper? A) Jump on and get the hell out of there. B) Look lovingly into your daughter's eyes , with a goofy smile, for 5 minutes. C) Get the hell out of there.

Apparently my instincts for the zombie apocalypse is off. I would choose A or C. With B being the "correct" answer, I found myself yelling, "GET ON!!!" There were so many idiotic choices made in this movie.

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