Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I only like two kinds of men: Domestic and imported.

It's better to be looked over than overlooked.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Men are like linoleum floors: Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I'm tired.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

What'd you do? Get your hair cut, or have your ears moved down?

When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.