Midtown (2015)
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Tom Malloy as Officer Malloy
Episodes 16
Malloy's gluten free "allergy" annoys Baker, who decides to play a trick on him.
Read MoreBaker and Malloy discuss airplane travel, with Baker confusing first class for "Front class".
Read MoreCalled to the scene of a Robbery, Baker and Malloy debate about being offered cake.
Read MoreAfter a lengthy coffee cup debate, Baker and Malloy give Walsh tips on picking up women.
Read MoreA debate about racism between the two cops, as well as helping a boy who got lost look for his hot mom.
Read MoreBaker, Malloy, and Walsh debate the toughness of their names.
Read MoreBoth Baker and Malloy discuss breaking up with girls because of their "Bathroom Problems."
Read MoreMalloy's gourment coffee infuriates Baker, and later Baker teaches Malloy the "Flagel Face," used to describe pretty women.
Read MoreBaker and Malloy discuss the etiquette involved when people are looting.
Read MoreBaker and Malloy discuss Self Driving Cars and the subtext of the songs from the group Queen.
Read MoreMeet Walsh
The Midtown cops meet Officer Walsh, a racist, sexist, cop who has no idea that he's offending anyone. When Baker and Malloy are called away, Walsh steps in to give a motivational speech to a group of gifted kids, which does not end well.
Read MoreSpiderman
After Baker debates the existence of Jewish superheroes, Malloy confesses that his new Jewish girlfriend is causing changes in his behavior. As Malloy spews Jewish expressions and logic, Baker contends that Malloy is pushing too hard and will drive his girlfriend away.
Read MoreOfficer Yummy (Pilot)
In the pilot episode of Midtown, we meet Baker and Malloy, two New York City cops who have an opinion on everything. They discuss the gay pride parade, using NLP with people on the street, and meet a comic impersonator.
Read MoreProprietary Blend
In order for Baker and Malloy to track down a guy who's been assaulting transgender men in the city, they dress as women. Malloy's "proprietary blend" of cologne sparks a hot debate as to whose more attractive to the assaulter.
Read MoreHot Burglary
The cops are back and they still never stop talking. In the 2nd episode of Midtown, Baker and Malloy deal with an attractive woman who was a victim of a burglary, which leads them to debate women on the street, who'd they rather sleep with, and who they want to read about on overnight stakeouts.
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