Cheers (1982)
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David Lloyd — Writer
Episodes 25
The Spy Who Came In for a Cold One
The bar patrons are all enthralled by the mysterious gentleman who claims to be a secret agent.
Read MoreDiane's Perfect Date
Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date, but Sam's last minute choice doesn't quite measure up.
Read MoreHomicidal Ham
Andy, the ex-con Sam arranged as a blind date for Diane, returns to Cheers to show off his acting ability.
Read MoreJust Three Friends
Diane is at first incredulous then furious when it becomes apparent that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive.
Read MoreCliff's Rocky Moment
Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.
Read MoreCoach Buries a Grudge
An old friend of Coach has died and Coach decides to hold a memorial to him in the bar, inviting all their old friends. But then Coach discovers his late friend made a pass at his late wife.
Read MoreSam Turns the Other Cheek
Sam makes up an elaborate story to explain how he got shot in the rear end, not wanting to tell everyone the real reason - he was shot at by a jealous husband.
Read MoreDiane Meets Mom
Diane meets Frasier's mother, who quietly threatens to kill Diane if she doesn't leave Frasier alone.
Read MoreDiane's Allergy
Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.
Read MoreThe Mail Goes to Jail
Norm gets arrested when he finishes the route for an ill Cliff, but Cliff refuses to back up Norm's explanation to the authorities.
Read MoreDiane's Nightmare
Diane spends a dark and stormy night worrying that Andy Schroeder has escaped and is out to kill her.
Read MoreTake My Shirt...Please?
Sam's ego is crushed when no one bids on his old baseball jersey during a public television auction.
Read MoreBidding on the Boys
Sam and Woody are up for bids at a charity auction but less than thrilled at their new ""owners.""
Read MoreA Kiss Is Still a Kiss
Rebecca asks an eager Sam to escort her to a company function to correct a false impression held by her boss.
Read MoreLet Sleeping Drakes Lie
Rebecca moons over Evan Drake's bedroom as Norm repaints it, but she's caught when the man returns unexpectedly.
Read MoreHow to Recede in Business
Rebecca is still smarting from Evan Drake's departure to Japan. So instead of men, she focuses her energies on furthering her career - she figures that Evan Drake took all the key players from the company to Japan with him, and thus all those that knew she is a "washout" are now all gone - and buying a Mercedes. But realistically, her defences are weakened, so when Sam asks her out again, she accepts, albeit without much enthusiasm. Just as Rebecca and Sam are about to go on their first date, Rebecca's new boss, Greg Stone, comes to the bar. Rebecca, having a boss fixation, drops Sam at the sight of Mr. Stone. For her, it is love at first sight all over again.
Read MoreSend in the Crane
Sam finds himself attracted to both an old girlfriend and her grown daughter while Woody volunteers to be the clown at the boss' kid's birthday party Rebecca is planning.
Read MoreSisterly Love
Sam tries to reconcile Rebecca and her sister.
Read MoreThe Visiting Lecher
Rebecca accuses a respected authority on marital fidelity of making a pass at her.
Read MoreThe Stork Brings a Crane
Lilith spoils Rebecca's elaborately planned celebration of Cheers' 100th anniversary by going into labor.
Read More50-50 Carla
Carla and Eddie's other widow Gloria become best buddies but the friendship is threatened when Carla learns the two-timer left $50,000 in insurance and Woody worries about a nude scene when he's cast in a revival of Hair.
Read MoreAn Old-Fashioned Wedding
Woody and Kelly's wedding faces some funny obstacles, before and during the ceremony, including Sam's flirtation with a German guest who turns out to be married, the priest dying and Kelly's Uncle Roger having to perform the ceremony - but only if he is drunk, Rebecca having to ice the cake after insulting the kitchen staff, and Lilith having to sing to the guests in order to stop them, and Woody and Kelly, from finding out the disasters going on behind the scenes.
Read MoreLove Me, Love My Car
Woody's parents get a gift for Kelly and Woody: small pet pig named Snuffles. Pet is somewhat of a misnomer as the Boyds, from a farming background, see Snuffles as Christmas dinner. Rebecca has an immediate connection with Snuffles as an animal. She wants to buy Snuffles after she hears about its ultimate fate. When Woody won't sell, Rebecca sets Snuffles free in the country. When Rebecca hears who ends up finding Snuffles, she sees the story as a Christmas miracle, until... Meanwhile, Sam starts dating Susan Metheny, the widow of Kirby, the man who bought Sam's Corvette. Sam is only doing so as he wants his Corvette back at a reduced rate. Susan, a kindergarten teacher, is a nice, sweet, innocent, shy woman who is vulnerable at the best of times, let alone at this grieving point in her life.
Read MoreRebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
After Woody, Kelly and her father Lloyd arrive at Cheers talking about classical music (they'd been to a symphony), Rebecca joins in the conversation and impresses Lloyd. He invites her to a society function. Rebecca thinks it is a date and is thrilled to bits - but is in for a shock when she arrives. Meanwhile Esther Clavin has been put in a retirement home by Cliff, but whilst Cliff feels guilty, the others think he has murdered his mother.
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