Vernon Chatman as (voice)
Episodes 20
What Life D-D-Doth
When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.
Read MoreChief Beef Loco
When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's decide to let Xavier lead them for a while and things get a bit out of hand.
Read MoreWeapons Grade Life
A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
Read MoreThe 6th Teat of Good Intentions
Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to find the criminal, when it is really himself.
Read MorePet Siouxicide
Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
Read MoreWorld of Hurt, BC
Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
Read MoreEscape From Squatopian Freedom
When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who plans to escape from Squatopian freedom with Xavier.
Read MoreSigns From Godrilla
Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
Read MoreShakashuri Blowdown
The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.
Read MoreVibracaust
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Read MoreXavier's Maneuver
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
Read MoreEl Tornadador
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Read MoreHaunted Tonk
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Read MoreFree Range Manibalism
Xavier lifts homeless vererans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Read MoreDamnesia Vu
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
Read MoreGoing Normal
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
Read MoreKharmarabionic Lotion
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
Read MoreDamnesia You
Xavier has amnesia.
Read MoreBraingea's Final Cranny
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.
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