Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop

Sketches:

- Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.

- Can Never Go Home: Attila and his lover have a spat.

- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw

- Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.

- Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.

- Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: ""Hawaii was better before.""

- Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.

Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora!

Sketches:

- Turning Over: Kathie turns over.

- Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.

- Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.

- Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.

- Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.

- Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.

- Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentle shark.

Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4

Sketches:

- Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.

- Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.

- Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.

- Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.

- Lopez #2: Lopez continued.

- No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.

- The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.

- Lopez #3: Lopez continued.

- Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.

- Lopez #4: Credits.

Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale

Sketches:

- Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.

- Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.

- Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.

- I Lied: Story of a man and his father.

- Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.

- I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.

- My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.

- Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.

- Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.

Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby

Sketches:

- Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.

- Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.

- Crazy Love: The men who love all women.

- Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.

- Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.

- Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.

- Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.

The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock

Sketches:

- The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.

- Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.

- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.

- Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.

- Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player

- Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.

- Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.

- Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.

Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women

Sketches:

- Boo!: The author of scary books.

- Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.

- The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.

- Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.

- Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.

- B&K: A song and dance team.

- Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.

Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shi**y Soup, She's Gone

Sketches:

- Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. - Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color. - Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office. - Crouton: The story of the big crouton. - Olympics: Tragedy at the Olympics. - Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads. - Shi**y Soup: Everyone who comes here has it. - She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.

Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW

Sketches:

- Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.

- Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.

- Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.

- Tarantula: The pick up artist.

- Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.

- Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.

- Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.

- Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.

Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible

Sketches:

- Fat Man: The fat man song.

- How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.

- Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."

- Bank People: Who the hell are they.

- Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.

- Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.

- Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.

- Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."

- The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.

Sketches:

- Spring: What a man likes about spring.

- Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?

- Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.

- Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.

- Off Swingin': One cool cat.

- The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?

- Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan.

Sketches:

- Cops - O Canada: Our home and native land.

- Trapper: The daily hunt begins.

- Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.

- It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.

- The Loner: ...And his toe.

- It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.

- Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.

- It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.

- Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.

Sketches:

- Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team

- Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act.

- Pageant: Kathie wins Miss Canadian

- Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.

- Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.

- A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.

- Phone: A phone rings incessantly!

Sketches:

- Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolic in a field.

- Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.

- Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.

- Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.

- Cops - Stance: The proper way.

- The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.

- Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.

- Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago.

- On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.

Sketches:

- The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.

- Cops - Shootout: A standoff.

- Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.

- Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.

- Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.

- Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.

- Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.

- Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.

- Clean Sheets: Best things in life.

- Justice: The trial of a lifetime.

Sketches:

- Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."

- Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.

- Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.

- Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.

- Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.

- Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!

- Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class.

Sketches:

- Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.

- Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump

- I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.

- Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.

- Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.

- The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.

- Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later.

Sketches:

- I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.

- Democracy: A birth of a nation.

- Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.

- Cops - Duck: A duck?

- Freak: A man who bleeds at will!

- Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.

- Seminar Money Momentum!!!

- Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.

- Liposuction: What a lovely song.

Sketches:

- Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.

- Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.

- Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.

- Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.

- The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.

- Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.

- Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.

- The Leash #2: Shelly Long.

- The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.

- Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.

- Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.

Sketches:

- Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight. - Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy. - Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers. - Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from some delinquents.

- Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies. - Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson. - Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is. - Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service. - Chocolate: The girls have a get-together. - Eating In The Shower: Credits.

Sketches:

- Fact #2: Beethoven's 5th

- That's America: Bruce salutes America.

- Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.

- Fact #3: Queen's ABC's

- Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.

- Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.

- Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.

- Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.

- Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY

- Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.

- Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.

- Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.

Sketches:

- Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.

- How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.

- Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.

- Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.

- Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.

- Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.

- Cops - Daughter: She's so young.

- Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders.

Sketches:

- Cops - Good Cop/Bad Cop: They're getting the hang of it.

- Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.

- Fact #1: Uncle Tony.

- Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.

- Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.

- Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.

- Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?

- Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.

- Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.

- Fact #4: Neighbors in love.

- The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.

Sketches:

- Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.

- Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.

- M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.

- Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.

- Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.

- Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.

- The Affair: Story of the secret affair.

- M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.

- Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence.

Sketches:

- M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.

- Scott's Not Gay: Panic!

- First Time: Melanie has a date.

- Bad News: He's kinda evil.

- Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy

- M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.

- Victim: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.

- Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.

- M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.

Sketches:

- One Of These Five Men: Really?

- Cincinnati Kid: The Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.

- Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.

- Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.

- No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.

- Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.

- Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.

- The Trip: A trip to the farm.

- Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend.

Sketches:

- Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.

- Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.

- Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.

- Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.

- Shortest: They haven't got a clue.

- Bellini Finale: Bellini gets touched.

- Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.

- Governor: A governor talks with hooker.

- Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.

- Decorator #2: Credits

Sketches:

- Clandestine Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.

- The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.

- Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.

- Clandestine Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!

- Fact #7: Aliens

- Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.

- Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.

- Clandestine Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven.

Sketches:

- The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.

- Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.

- Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars

- Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.

- Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."

- Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!

- Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.

- Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.

- Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album.

Sketches:

- Lively Party: A group of people play charades.

- Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop

- Cops - Sexism: Is it real?

- Who's To Blame: The boss looks for someone to blame!

- Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?

- Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.

- Faux Pas:: A man makes inappropriate comments.

- Cops - Partners: What happened to them.

- Messages: He is the best.

- Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.

- Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.

Sketches:

Fact #1: Episode 213

- Stars- Bruce

- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl

- In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far.

Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217

- Stars- Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher"

- In short- There can be only one.

Off Swingin': Episode 201

- Stars- n/a

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- The most handsome man in the world.

Daddy Drank: Episode 209

- Stars- Dave, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- A story about how Daddy drank.

The Affair: Episode 214

- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Darrill

- In short- Story of the secret affair.

Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211

- Stars- Scott

- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen

- In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.

The Doctor: Episode 201

- Stars- Dave

- Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor

- In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact.

A Little Something: Episode 203

- Stars- Bruce, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Don

- In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face.

Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213

- Stars- n/a

- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl

- In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years.

First Time: Episode 215

- Stars- Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Melanie

- In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom.

Girls Of Summer: Episode 202

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty

- In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.

Sketches:

Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Cops

- In short- Suspect is locked in car.

Comfortable: Episode 201

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband

- In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife.

Trapper: Episode 202

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques

- In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits.

Painting A Chair: Episode 207

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Gavin

- In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair.

Cops - Shootout: 205

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Cops

- In short- A standoff outside a house.

Chicken Lady: Episode 205

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady

- In short- Man answers her personal ad.

Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan

- In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show.

Cops - Dad: Episode 209

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Cops

- In short- Never told his Dad he loved him.

Hazy Movie: Episode 220

- Stars- Dave, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones

- In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.

Eating In The Shower: Episode 210

- Stars- Kevin

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.