Sketches:

- Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.

- Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.

- Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.

- Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.

- The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.

- Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.

- Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.

- The Leash #2: Shelly Long.

- The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.

- Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.

- Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.