Tom McMahon — 编剧
集 71
Life Will Kill You
Way to Die #208: Semi-cide: A man working on his car is run over and bisected by an 18-wheeler. Way to Die #422: Constriction Accident: A construction worker who comes to work drunk comes to work with a hangover. Way to Die #92: Fang Banged: A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. Way to Die #832: Lesbocution: After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to become a lesbian. Way to Die #125: Love Bugged: A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Way to Die #640: Tumble Die (a.k.a. Dried Off): A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes causing hyperthermia.
Escaped Death #1: Mike Staley: A cautionary look-back at the infamous accident of Daytona driver Julius David Johnson III ('Slick' Johnson) in 1990.
展开Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
Way to Die #293: Freeze Died
A man working at a mafia-owned South Philadelphia meat packing company is deliberately locked in a walk-in freezer, and dies of hypothermia.
Way to Die #713: Dive Bombed
A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. Way to Die #91: De-Coffinated
A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Way to Die #606: Wet Dream
A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. Way to Die #112: Fur Burger
In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be eaten alive by whatever carnivores happened to be in the area (a flock of vultures in this case).
Escaped Death #2: Shayna Richardson
See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
展开Unforced Errors
208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler.
422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand.
92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart.
832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted.
125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider.
640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.
展开Death Over Easy
293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal.
713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard.
91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers.
606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish.
112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.
展开Dead and Deader
A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.
展开Death Gets Busy
A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.
展开The Lighter Side of Death
A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.
展开The Good, The Bad, and the Dead
A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.
展开Death Be Not Stupid
A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.
展开Cure for the Common Death
The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.
展开Death: A User's Manual
An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.
展开I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)
A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.
展开Death On Arrival
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
展开Death Bites!
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
展开Up With Death
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
展开Putting a Happy Face on Death
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
展开Bringing in the Dead
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
展开Gratefully Dead
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
展开Come On Get Deathy
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
展开Death Watch
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
展开Waking Up Dead
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
展开You're dead! LOL!
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
展开Dead to Rights
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
展开Dead on Dead
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
展开1000 Ways to Lie - Natural Born Liars
A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wishing he was dead; a horny horn player plays his heart out and a con man discovers he's cut out for the job.
展开Death on a Stick
A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.
展开Putting a Smiley Face on Death
Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.
展开Stupid Is as Stupid Dies
A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.
展开Dead Wrongs
Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.
展开Fatal Distractions
A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.
展开The End Is Weird
A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.
展开Hurry Up and Die
An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.
展开Death Puts On a Dunce Cap
A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.
展开Young, Dumb and Full of Death
A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.
展开Deep Fried Death
Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.
展开Cure for the Common Death Pt. II
A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.
展开Sudden Death
A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.
展开Dying to Tell the Story
A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.
展开If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You
The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.
展开The One About Dumb People Dying!
A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.
展开Getting a Rise from the Dead
A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.
展开Ready or Not, Here Comes Death
A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.
展开Grave Errors
A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.
展开Killing Them Softly
A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.
展开Better Them Than Us
A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.
展开Dead Before They Know It
A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.
展开Stupid Is as Death Does
A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".
展开Mister Death
A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.
展开Death, The New Black
A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.
展开Death Be a Lady Tonight
An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.
展开Today’s Special: Death
A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.
展开Eat, Pray Die
A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.
展开Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!
A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.
展开Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever
A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.
展开Death: One Size Fits All
A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.
展开Death By Request Special
A special one-hour episode that highlights all the goriest, sexiest, and most delightfully horrible deaths that 1000 Ways To Die has to offer! Death on Death with a delicious side of Death!
展开Deadliest Kitsch
Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.
展开Grave Decisions
Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.
展开Death Takes a Vacation
Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.
展开Wild Wild Death
An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.
展开Death Penalties
Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.
展开Die-abestic
A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.
展开Star Death: The Last Generation
Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.
展开Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”
Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.
展开Sor-Dead Affair
A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.
展开Locked and Low Dead
Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.
展开Enter the Ferret
A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.
展开Think Globally, Die Locally
A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.
展开Tweets from the Dead
A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.
展开A New App Called Death
A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.
展开Death Certificates
A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.
展开Crying Over Spilled Blood
Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.
展开It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World
Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.
展开Death, The Final Frontier
Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.
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