While their mother is out shopping, the boys build a roller coaster. Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry battle due to the doctor's evil plan of throwing the earth off its rotation.

Phineas and Ferb enter the family car in an auto race, while Candace has to bust them and impress Jeremy. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz from deflating every inflatable object in the tri-state area.

The boys use a sno-cone machine to create a Winter paradise during the middle of Summer in their backyard, Candace tries to pursue Jeremy (who thinks dropped her for a Swedish exchange student), and Doofenshmirtz tries to melt chocolate with a machine made from laser pointers.

Phineas and Ferb visit an Egyptian-themed movie theater and attempt to get a mummy of their own, but they end up capturing Candace, who is wrapped in toilet paper, while Doofenshmirtz tries to raise the city's water level so his real estate will become beachfront property.

Upon hearing that her favorite play is being made a movie, Candace rushes to try for the lead, only to see that Phineas and Ferb have become the directors and changed the script to include a little more insanity. Meanwhile, Perry goes to Doofinshmirtz Evil Inc. to find out why Heinz has been so quiet lately.

Candace and the boys visit their grandparents at a lake house and the boys try to scare her with a fake Bigfoot while Doofenshmirtz goes out on a date and Perry gets ends up in the middle of it.

Phineas and Ferb find a time machine at a museum and travel back to the Jurassic Age. Meanwhile, Perry is sad when Doofenshmirtz replaces him with a new nemesis, Peter the Panda, so he confides in a relationship talk-show host.

The boys create a circus for the neighborhood after their original circus plans are canceled, while Jeremy gives Candace wild parsnips which she is allergic to. Doofenshmirtz creates a device to make people's voices higher so his own voice will seem lower.

When Isabella falls prey to hiccups, Phineas and Ferb gather the kids together to help scare them out of her, using a remote controlled haunted house. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz sets out to destroy his mentor's hideout, so that no one could discover his secrets, but not if Perry has something to say about it!

Phineas, Ferb, and Candace go to a Renaissance festival and Phineas and Ferb get Candace to go into a jousting tournament.

Candace plans a special birthday for Mom, and even a song, but Phineas and Ferb are always getting in her way of what she planned, unintentionally topping everything. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz creates a shrinking machine that will make whatever he hates implode.

Candace becomes a model, and is forced to wear outfits designed by Phineas and Ferb while Doofenshmirtz designs a machine to create clones of himself, to avoid having to wait in line.

Phineas and Ferb create a monster truck for Candace to practice driving while Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to find investors for his line of monster trucks that are actual monsters, with a trump card to take down the competition.

The boys and Candace hatch a plot to reunite their mom and dad's favorite band for a wedding anniversary concert.

Ferb and Phineas accidentally discover Perry's secret lair and are thrust into a spy mission of their own. Meanwhile, Candace travels on a tour bus with a girl band called "The Bettys"

After taunting the boys for going to search for the "Lake Nose Monster", Candace begins freaking out on her lifeguard job, seeing the monster at every turn. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz tries to remove all the zinc from the lake, though even he's not sure why.

Candace uses a reality show to secretly film her brothers designing a white-water rafting ride. Meanwhile, Perry must crush Doofenshmirtz' dream of becoming a magician, as well as dominating the tri-state area.

Phineas and Ferb decide to do absolutely nothing for the day. Candace questions her purpose in life after realizing that she can't bust her brothers for doing nothing. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is tired of being the ugliest person around, so he invents a device that can turn anything and anyone ugly.

While on an archaeological dig, the boys discover a caveman who falls in love with Candace, who is dressed as a cave girl for costume party. Then, Phineas and Ferb assist Buford in locating his missing goldfish.

Phineas and Ferb create the world's largest golf course, and since Candace is sick, she asks her best friend Stacey to bust the boys for her.

Perry wants to destroy footage from a traffic camera to keep his identity a secret, as Candace tries to use the film in hopes of proving her brothers create unusual stuff. Then, the guys decide to build the largest bowling ball and pins in the world, while Doofenshmirtz wants to rid the world of rainbows.

The boys learn about one of Ferb's Victorian ancestors, who helped a scientist create a monster. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz recalls the story of his great-great-grandfather Dr. Jekyll Doofenshmirtz.

Phineas and Ferb help Baljeet build a portal to Mars for a special Summer science fair. Candace competes against another girl for getting a job at Mr. Slushy Burger. Meanwhile, Doofenshmitz builds a bicarbonate volcano for the science fair, in yet another attempt to redeem himself from his embarrassing childhood, where we discover where the -inator suffix originated from.

The boys build a rocket ship to get a good look at a star named for them, and Candace accidentally takes a ride with them just as she is trying to find the courage to ask Jeremy to a dance, while Isabella tries her best to do the same with Phineas. Meanwhile, Perry must stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who, not only is conveniently in space too, but has created a massive spacestation in an attempt to get revenge on "Huge-Hands-Hans".

The boys build a telescope, while Doofenshmirtz tries to liquify steak. Meanwhile, Candace has another encounter with Jeremy's younger sister, Suzy.

When Doofenshmirtz's brother Roger is elected mayor, he decides to build his own country, where he can rule over everything, but how will he stop him when Perry is having trouble entering his hideout? Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb, in an attempt to help Isabella see her "first" rainbow, create the Rainbow-enator, which harnesses the power of their breakfast cereal to make the light show. The strangest anomaly of the episode, however, is when Candace and Vanessa manage to get their clothes mixed up at the dry-cleaners, resulting in a backwards day for everyone.