Phineas and Ferb decide to carve Candace's face into Mount Rushmore for her birthday present, while Perry attempts to stop Doofenshmirtz from making a tunnel to China.

Phineas and Ferb visit an Egyptian-themed movie theater and attempt to get a mummy of their own, but they end up capturing Candace, who is wrapped in toilet paper, while Doofenshmirtz tries to raise the city's water level so his real estate will become beachfront property.