Archie is incensed when his sponging cousin Oscar has the nerve to drop dead in the upstairs bedroom.

An unscrupulous black real-estate salesman tempts Archie to sell his house to a black family at an inflated price.

Mike sparks the latest family feud when he donates two hundred dollars to George McGovern's presidential campaign instead of paying Archie for room and board.

The Stivics' wedding is jeopardized when Michael's uncle insists, over Archie's virulent objections, that the marriage be performed by a Catholic priest.

Barney Hefner is suicidal when Blanche finally deserts him, until Archie fixes him up with an overweight but wealthy widow.