Bikini Space Planet Johnny is picked up by two aliens that he calls ""shiny mamas"" and taken back to their planet. Before they can start dating Johnny they need to give him a few painful tests. After the tests, they claim he is a perfect male specimen and crown him their king. After requesting the cable be fixed they see Braveheart and Mel Gibson and forget all about Johnny.

Johnny receives a letter that had a bubble sheet to fill out to identity what career Johnny will be in. But when Johnny accidentally sends a picture of Suzy, the result was that Johnny should be a ballerina.

A demon is summon accidentally and receives help from Johnny to create evil in the world, by stepping on grass when there is a ""Keep Off The Grass"" signs and bringing an extra item through the express line at the grocery store.

Johnny doesn't listen to his Mama's advice and he rips up a chain letter. This results in a long run of bad luck and a timely appearance by Dionne Warwick.

A prince from a far kingdom is boring of being ruler and sees that Johnny looks exactly like him, so they switch places.

Johnny with a little help from Pops and Carl gets a job a fashion model so he can meet all the female fashion models but unfortunately gets exposed to poison ivy and is fired in the process.

Johnny sets up shop as a lifeguard to attract women.

A beureaucratic mix up gets Johnny thrown into a womens prison.

When Bunny puts in a V-chip to limit Johnny's TV-watching, he moves into a trailer, with Carl as his new roommate. Johnny and Carl soon begin to argue about the TV, and Carl wins the battle, only for the trailer to fall down a cliff, sending Johnny and Carl tumbling down.

After smashing Carl's newest computer, wrecking Mama's flowers and letting Suzy's balloon float away, Johnny wishes he was never born! Then Maurice the guardian angel shows Johnny what life would be like if he was never born in this superb parody of It's A Wonderful Life!

When Johnny loses his mother in a store, he is given away to a foster family in the arctic.

Johnny had to sell the family cow to pay for the dry cleaning bill. He trades the cow for two bottles of hair tonic instead, and when he spilled the tonic, a giant hair stalk grows and at the top lives a giant who is certain that Johnny is an action figure.

In an attempt to get a lunch date with a dog loving girl,Johnny adopts a pet emu which terrorizes everyone

Johnny visits the South Seas, where a GIANT gorrila falls in love with him.

An alien lands on Earth with the secret of universal peace and then after Johnny takes to him to Pops a mob started chasing them and in the end he ended up on T.V.

A clerical error results in Johnny having to pass the 4th grade all over again.

Johnny takes Little Suzy to her favorite Kiddies show and ends up as one of the cast.

Johnny gets on the wrong bus and ends up at computer camp with Carl as his councelor.

Johnny falls into a pool of hair gel and travels 500 years to the future.

Johnny decides to be nice with Carl, thinking he's going to die and Carl takes advantage of that.

On an archeological dig, Carl tells Johnny of what he was like as a caveman who struggled to find a home.

Johnny takes care of a little baby who is left on his porch and finally realizes that the baby can unleash evil powers.

Sister Sara helps Johnny after a cologne induced hallucination, and that she would have a date with Johnny if he is nice.

When Johnny takes Mama's hot rod Carl convinces Johnny to enter an auto race, where Carl controlls it by a joystick but when the joystick short circuts Johnny is left to drive on his own!

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo spend a day at a dude ranch and Johnny tries to train D'Ablo, a horse, to win a girl's heart

Johnny becomes a security guard at the mall for a power trip. Instead of stopping crooks, he's picking up chicks and playing video games. Mama comes to the rescue when Johnny is held hostage by the crook.

Johnny posses as the tooth fairy after feeling guilty for telling little Suzy she wasn't real. To prove his identity Suzy makes him grant her three wishes.

The annual Weasel Roundup is interrupted by a beautiful animal rights activist. She says she's think differently of Johnny if he'd help animals. With the best of intentions, Johnny saves a piñata he names Pookey to return it to its native Mexico.

Johnny follows a girl dressed as a damsel to a renaissance carnival. He believes he has gone through a time portal and is really back in the middle ages. He tries to impress the locals with his 20th century knowledge only to ruin all the events at the carnival.

Johnny's Karate teacher, Master Hama, claims the worst of his students could beat the best of his rival's. His rival takes him up on the challenge. So Johnny in order to protect the honor of the dojo must ude all he has learned to defeat the rivals student.

Mama has Johnny deliver the electric bill but Johnny accidentally goes to a mad scientists laboratory where he is cloned. Then Johnny must prove to everyone else he is the real Johnny.

Johnny and Mrs. Bravo go to Scotland and Johnny bought something back.

Johnny eats to quickly and gets a severe case of the hiccups. He then visits a beautiful doctor who tells him that if his hiccups persist he can come back for her hands on treatment. So to get that Johnny tries to avoid the remedies of everyone in town.

Johnny becomes a security guard for a parade.

Johnny is chased by the police when they think he has stolen cookies from the police bake sale.

Knowing that it will sell millions, Johnny tries to get the first issue of ""Man Bean, The Bean That Walks Like A Man"" but it is guarded by a ghost! He and Carl try to take it on The Real Ghostbusters-style!