The Winslows finally get to be alone together when Rachel accepts a date with a man from the church choir.

After Carl is on an all-night stakeout with his attractive new partner, Harriette finds a room key to Louie's Love Grotto in his pocket.

Eddie persuades Laura to date a guy he's indebted to.

For a class project, Laura is "married" to Steve for a day. Meanwhile, one of Carl's sergeants casts his eye on Rachel.

Steve's cousin from Biloxi sets out to sweep Eddie off his feet.

Everyone vies to be partners with budding scientist Steve, who teams up with Laura for a science project - an A-bomb.

Carl finds a diamond bracelet and wrestles with doing the right thing, as does Steve, who holds in his hands the academic fate of his romantic rival Todd, who needs Steve's tutoring skills.

In a dream, Carl and Steve duel over a compost heap as Old West characters Carl and Two-Gun Urkel - the most annoying gunslinger in the West.