A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.

Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.

Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.