Jessie (2011)
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Stefen Maekawa — Associate Producer
Episodes 52
New York, New Nanny
Jessie accepts a job as a nanny and moves in with the Ross family, high-flying couple Christina, a former supermodel turned business mogul, and Morgan, a famous movie director, their four kids Emma, Ravi, Luke and Zuri and their beloved 7-foot Asian Water Monitor Lizard. Nanny responsibilities are more difficult than Jessie anticipated as she coaches Emma, who is on the brink of a science fair meltdown.
Read MoreThe Talented Mr. Kipling
Despite being weary of Ravi's seven-foot Asian Water Monitor Lizard, Mr. Kipling, Jessie comes to the lizard's rescue after the head of the condo board attempts to ban Mr. Kipling from the building. Meanwhile, Zuri brings home an another imaginary friend, and Luke and Emma compete against each other in a school photography class.
Read MoreUsed Karma
After Jessie accepts an invitation for lunch with Tony, the building's doorman, Emma offers Jessie unsolicited dating advice she has learned from her stash of teen magazines. Meanwhile, Ravi becomes the target of Luke's practical jokes.
Read MoreZombie Tea Party 5
After Jessie embarrasses Luke in front of a bully, he doesn't want her to help him with anything in public. When the mean kid faces off with Luke in the neighborhood paintball contest, Luke has no one to be his partner. Upset, Jessie arrives at the park to prove to Luke that she can help him win the paintball war. Meanwhile, Zuri invites Emma to her tea party, but Emma turns down the invitation when her friend Jasmine gives her a free pass to a fashion show. Zuri invites Bertram instead but doesn't think he's a very good guest during the party, which upsets her. On the day of the fashion show, Jasmine un-invites Emma, so Emma decides to attend her Zuri's tea party to cheer her up. Jessie helps Luke win the paintball competition.
Read MoreOne Day Wonders
After a music producer spots Jessie and Luke performing in the park, he promises them fame and gets them to his studio to shoot a music video. However, Jessie and Luke fight over the spotlight, causing problems. Meanwhile, Bertram enlists Emma to help style him for his social network profile photo, and Zuri and Ravi take Tony's place at the reception desk to prove to Tony that his job is not as hard as he makes it seem. When Tony finds out about Jessie and Luke, he warns them that the "manager" is a fraud who fools people for their money. Jessie and Luke resolve their problems and abandon the manager, and Tony shoots a new music video for Jessie's song with Jessie and all of the children starring in it.
Read MoreZuri's New Old Friend
Jessie gets worried that Zuri may have imaginary friends her whole life, so she tries to find her an actual friend at the park. Zuri meets Nana Banana, a former clown with a colorful personality, but Zuri begins to favor Nana Banana over Jessie. Jealous, Jessie throws Nana Banana out after a banana peel is left on the stairs, which upsets Zuri. Meanwhile, Mr. Kipling falls in love with a plastic toy animal at the park, so Luke, Emma and Ravi rob it from the park, while trying to avoid Ranger Bill, the park security guard. When they accidentally break the toy and try to return it to the park, they are caught. However, Nana Banana saves them from getting in trouble, which makes Jessie realize her mistake and apologize to Nana Banana, leading to all of them becoming friends.
Read MoreCreepy Connie Comes a Callin'
Jessie believes Connie, a math tutor she finds for Luke, will be the perfect scholarly influence, not realizing Connie is obsessed with Luke. Connie asks Luke to a Harry Potter dance, and Jessie forces him to accept. Jessie soon realizes that Connie really is a creepy stalker and tries steering her away from Luke. In turn, Connie steals Luke's beloved stuffed animal, Kenny the Koala, in order to make Luke go to the dance. Once Jessie tells her that Luke has read none of the Harry Potter books, Connie, horrified, declares her love for Luke dead, and leaves. Meanwhile, Ravi is convinced that he can predict the future with his Mystical Eye-ball Application on his tablet.
Read MoreChristmas Story
Jessie and Bertram are left in charge of bringing the Christmas spirit to Ravi, Emma, Luke, and Zuri. Lukes wants to kiss Jessie under the mistletoe. At the toy store, Jessie, Emma & Luke get caught in Toy Jail. But when their parents are stranded because of a blizzard, things go wrong. Zuri tells Ravi about Santa and Ravi gets petrified by him. The parents make it home for Christmas and Luke quickly kisses Jessie.
Read MoreAre You Cooler Than a 5th Grader?
After Zuri's doll is ruined, Zuri and Jessie attempt to raise two hundred dollars for a new one. Meanwhile, Ravi starts as the new kid in the same school with Luke and Emma, but embarrasses Luke after trying to fit in. However, when Ravi defeats the school bully with his traditional Indian Dragon Fire Peppers, everybody praises him, and Luke and Ravi resolve their problems. Jessie helps Emma with a heel problem.
Read MoreTake the A-Train... I Think?
Jessie and Zuri go on a train ride. Emma and Ravi get left at the station. Bertram and Luke hunt a spider.
Read MoreRomancing the Crone
Jessie and Zuri were making a video to send to Jessie's old friend, so Zuri took Christina Ross's tiara so Jessie can wear it. Jessie accidentally knocks the tiara off her head and over the ledge, where it lands in Mrs. Chesterfield's hot tub. When Mrs. Chesterfield refuses to return the tiara, Jessie and Zuri convince Bertram to ask Mrs. Chesterfield on a date so they can take it from her apartment. Meanwhile, Ravi, Emma and Luke all see a video online and have an idea to make Mr. Kipling a star. The title is a send-up of the film title Romancing the Stone.
Read MoreThe Princess and the Pea Brain
Normally, Jessie reads Zuri a bedtime story, but this time Zuri reads the story, which soon places all of them into a medieval world. Tony will do anything to please one of the princesses, which is Jessie, but there is another guy fighting for her, who is supposed to represent a guy named Brody in the real world. In the real world, a guy named Brody asks Jessie out on a date, which actually causes Tony to become jealous, just like in the medieval story. Both of the boys go on a great medieval "adventure" in the story to try to get Jessie to be their princess. They joust for Jessie, but Tony is obviously weaker than Brody. Besides the medieval storyline, Tony is conflicted about Jessie and Brody going on a date together. In the real world, Jessie finds out Brody also has another girlfriend and decides not to go on a date with him. Tony asks Jessie out on a date and she accepts.
Read MoreWorld Wide Web of Lies
Jessie competes with another nanny named Agatha who forbids her from taking the Ross kids to Central Park. She ends up putting pictures of Jessie online that makes her look like a bad nanny.
Read MoreThe Kid Whisperer
Jessie thinks Luke needs strict discipline to keep him from misbehaving and enlists the help of fellow nanny, Samantha, who winds up being a dog nanny. Meanwhile, the kids break into Bertram’s cluttered room and Jessie makes them help clean it up after all of it fell and turned into a huge pile of Bertram's things which Ravi gets stuck in.
Read MoreGlue Dunnit: A Sticky Situation
Jessie is tasked with ungluing Mrs. Chesterfield's hands from her head, while Ravi attempts to uncover who switched Mrs. Chesterfield's hair gel with stay stick glue. Meanwhile, Tony and Jessie plan a fun date.
Read MoreBeauty & the Beast
Zuri enters the Little Miss Big Apple Competition against Lindsey, a kid who Agatha's watching. But when Jessie finds out that Zuri has no talent,she insists that Zuri lip sing. When Zuri plans to cheat on her schoolwork, Jessie apologizes for teaching her that cheating seems right. Zuri ends up doing an acting scene,but her and Lindsey don't win.
Read MoreEvil Times Two
Nanny Agatha’s twin sister, Angela, is in town and Jessie suspects she is trying to steal her job and also catch Tony’s eye. Meanwhile, Emma copes with a giant zit on her nose.
Read MoreTempest in a Teacup
Emma and Zuri plan a romantic mystery-filled fifth first date for Jessie and Tony. Meanwhile, Ravi, Cameron and Bertram get stuck in a giant teacup on a billboard, after their failed attempt to rescue Ravi's toy helicopter.
Read MoreA Doll's Outhouse
After the girls watch a scary movie, Jessie tries to help Zuri conquer her fear of dolls by confessing her own fear of porta-potties. Meanwhile, Cameron teaches Ravi how to impress a girl and Bertram listens to opera non-stop to win a radio contest.
Read MoreWe Are So Grounded
Jessie, Bertram and the kids head to Bali for a family vacation, but when their private jet starts to experience difficulties, Jessie takes control of the cockpit and makes an emergency landing on a tropical island. Jessie must figure out how to get the kids home safely, all while recovering from poisonous bug bites, escaping scary monsters and tracking down Mr. Kipling.
Read MoreCreepy Connie's Curtain Call
Jessie directs a play she's written and casts Luke as the male lead; the play is a love story, and 'Creepy Connie' is the female lead. Meanwhile, Zuri job-shadows Bertram for her school report.
Read MoreCattle Calls & Scary Walls
Jessie decides to pursue acting, so she auditions for a TV show.
Read MoreGotcha Day
While the Ross Family has their traditional "Gotcha Day", Jessie is left in charge to help celebrate the time when Zuri was first welcomed home in New York City. When Ravi tells the story when he first arrived in the United States, he tells Jessie that they thought Mr. Kipling was supposed to be a baby because his room was decorated as a nursery. Jessie accidently blurts out that Morgan and Christina were probably expecting a baby. Ravi gets incredibly upset; Christina gets infuriated with Jessie. The huge reveal almost ruins "Gotcha Day". Later on, Morgan and Christina tells them that his birth certificate had a typo and instead of Ravi being born in the year 2001, it said 2011, so that is why the Ross' were expecting a baby. In the end, Ravi forgives Morgan and Christina, and they give Zuri a zebra as a "Gotcha Day" present.
Read MoreThe Secret Life of Mr. Kipling
Mr. Kipling has been acting strangely for some time. He is mean to Ravi and is having wild food cravings. It is revealed that Mr. Kipling is a female lizard guarding her twelve babies, and this startles the entire Ross family. Meanwhile, Zuri is upset when she announces that Millie the Mermaid has died (she accidentally got stabbed by a swordfish). The mailman accidentally ships Mr. Kipling's eggs to a restaurant. Jessie, Ravi, and Luke pretend to be waiters and try to get them back. At the restaurant, the eggs hatch and twelve little lizards are born. The episode ends with the entire family, including Bertram, attending Millie the Mermaid's funeral.
Read MoreThe Whining
The Ross kids become concerned that history is repeating itself after a scary old doorman tells them a building legend about a nanny who did “something terrible” to the kids in her care on Halloween. Meanwhile, Jessie and Tony work together to crash an exclusive Halloween party so Jessie can give her short story to a famous magazine editor.
Read MoreGreen-Eyed Monsters
Jessie joins a comedy improv class and Tony goes to embarrassing lengths to prove his love for Jessie. Meanwhile, Ravi recruits Zuri to help him babysit Mrs. Kipling's baby lizards.
Read MoreMake New Friends But Hide the Old
It's the first day of the new school year. Luke brings Kenny the Koala to school, but it falls out of his backpack. Ravi tries to cover for Luke and says that it's his, causing him to be made fun of. Meanwhile, it's Emma's first day of high school and she meets an interesting new friend, Rosie.
Read More101 Lizards
Ravi is having trouble finding a home for all 12 of Mr. Kipling's baby lizards.
Read MoreTrashin' Fashion
Christina is having a fashion show and is worried that the owner of a fashion blog, Tippi Trashbot, will give her show a bad review.
Read MoreNanny in Miami (II)
It’s a big night for Jessie and the kids when Emma manages to steal Austin Moon’s shoe during his performance at Times Square on New Year’s Eve and Bertram manages to lose Zuri in the massive crowd. Jessie seizes the opportunity to show Austin and Ally some of the songs she has written.
The Austin & Jessie & Ally All Star New Year crossover starts on Austin & Ally S02E06 Big Dreams & Big Apples (I).
Read MoreThe Trouble with Tessie
Jessie and the Ross kids meet Tony's family.
Read MoreSay Yes to the Messy Dress
Jessie offers to introduce the kids to NBA All-Star Chris Bosh, who's in town to play one of Luke's favorite local basketball teams at the park.
Read MoreTeacher's Pest
Zuri is having problems with a teacher at school, so Jessie volunteers in her classroom so she can assess the situation.
Read MoreJessie's Big Break
Jessie gets her big break as a stunt double to popular Australian actress Shaylee Michaels and the two become fast friends. But chaos ensues when the movie’s director and Shaylee’s boyfriend, MCD , asks Jessie out on a date. Meanwhile, Emma helps sneak Zuri’s pet zebra into the penthouse.
Read MorePain in the Rear Window
Luke breaks his leg in a dancing accident at the school carnival. Since he is wheelchair-ridden, he stays on the terrace of the penthouse and notices a suspicious figure dressed in black at the carnival. He enlists Emma's help to find out who the shadowy figure is, and it is revealed to be Bertram.
Read MoreTo Be Me or Not to Be Me
Jessie and the Ross kids meet Tony's family.
Read MoreWhy Do Foils Fall in Love?
When Tony forgets their first anniversary, Jessie composes an angry ballad that goes viral. Luke tries to help build Ravi's self-esteem.
Read MoreKids Don't Wanna Be Shunned
Emma gets upset when her friends gravitate to the new girl in school; Ravi helps Luke with a project about India.
Read MoreAll The Knight Moves
After Jessie and Ravi discover that Zuri is a chess prodigy, Jessie enters Zuri into a chess competition where she can win two tickets for a trip to Paris. Meanwhile, while watching a show about unsolved crimes, Luke and Emma start to believe that Bertram is the "Scuba Bandit" and try to prove this – however, Bertram finds out and forces them to be his crime assistants.In the end, Zuri throws the match so that her opponent can go home to Paris to see his family and make amends, and Luke and Emma discover that Bertram isn't really the Scuba Bandit – he was just pretending to get back at them for believing that he was, but when they're watching the show again, they start to believe that Jessie is the Sweetheart Thief as the episode ends.
Read MoreWe Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges
Jessie offers to help Zuri earn scout badges during a camping trip to Central Park. Luke convinces Ravi that lying is a super power.
Read MoreSomebunny's in Trouble
Jessie loses a pet bunny. Emma gets Luke to help her learn more about sports to impress a guy at school.
Read MorePunch Dumped Love
Emma sneaks out to the school dance to warn Luke that his new crush is going to dump him. Luke gets relationship advice from Adam Sandler. Zuri and Ravi set traps for a burglar.
Read MoreQuitting Cold Koala
At a slumber party, Luke calls Jessie to pick him up because he misses Kenny, With Jessie's guidance Luke decides that it’s time to give up Kenny his stuffed koala, so he tries to spend one night without Kenny and gives him to Jessie to take care of. He was probably able to make it but when Jessie tried to give it back to Luke she ended up dropping him into traffic therefore cutting his arm and head off off but Stewart thinks he can fix Kenny by performing emergency surgery.
Read MorePanic Attack Room
Luke, Ravi, Zuri, and Stewart get locked in the penthouse panic room.
Read MoreThrow Mamma from the Terrace
Jessie invites Bertram's mom out for his birthday. However, Bertram doesn't like his mom that much because she always steals the spotlight. Now, Jessie needs to bring the two together. Meanwhile, Ravi and Luke work on a science project together.
Read MoreThe Jessie-nator: Grudgement Day
Future Jessie appears from a time machine to warn present Jessie that Ravi will cause a threat to her future life.
Read MoreDiary of a Mad Newswoman
Jessie post a secret and Zuri reads it and thinks that Jessie is an alien, but Zuri tries to make Jessie to think that she's and alien too.
Read MoreBreak-Up and Shape-Up
Tony and Jessie attempt to make each other jealous by asking their exes on a double-date, causing the duo to break their dating relationships, which also saddens Emma & Zuri in the process. Meanwhile, Luke & Ravi attempt to sabotage each others' plans on how to relieve Bertram's stress level. Unfortunately, this leads Bertram into thinking that the Ross brothers don't actually care about him. Also, he's hypnotized into thinking that he's a stray tomcat.
Read MoreGI Jessie
When Jessie's dad invites her out to the military camp to visit, Jessie and the kids embark on what should be a pleasant vacation, however when they arrive Jessie is shocked by some news her dad reveals. Not only that Jessie also meets her long time rival Darla again whose younger brother Caleb takes a shine to Emma. Emma and Caleb try to make their relationship work while Jessie and Darla do everything they can to try and break them apart.
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