Burnie Burns as Self (voice)
Episodes 184
Headlight Fluid
Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.
Read MoreExpert Parent
Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.
Read MoreOmnibus #1
Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.
Read MoreOmnibus #2
Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.
Read MoreOmnibus #3
Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.
Read MoreShakedowns & Breakdowns
Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.
Read MoreParty of the Dead
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.
Read MoreJoel Hates Snakes
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Fun With Earthquakes
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.
Read MoreBurnie Fights Animals
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.
Read MoreShamu Plane and Naked Joel
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.
Read MoreBurnie and Joel's Bathroom Encounter
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.
Read MoreBurnie Burns Horse Puncher
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.
Read MoreBrandon and the Electric Fence
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Cookies & Hobos
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.
Read MoreAward for Drink Ordering
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.
Read MoreRobot Future Toys
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.
Read MoreDishwashers and Bad Fliers
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.
Read MoreJoel Meets a Panther
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!
Read MoreLeft 4 Trek
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.
Read MoreDisease Movie Theatre
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.
Read MoreWeird Dreams & Shitty Jobs
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.
Read MoreAn Internet Conversation
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.
Read MoreJoel vs Technology
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.
Read MoreHealth Kick to the Balls
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...
Read MoreGoogle Mind Tricks
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.
Read MoreRTX-travaganza
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.
Read MoreMass Defect
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.
Read MoreThe Dolphin Experiment
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.
Read MoreResident A.I.
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.
Read MoreBrandon & Chris Move Furniture
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.
Read MoreDance Floor Fight
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!
Read MoreSigns & Shotguns
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!
Read MoreChris Stories
Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.
Read MoreDrunk Burnie
A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.
Read MoreAttack of the Burnies
The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.
Read MoreThat's Sway-cist
A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.
Read MoreBurnie and the Cup
A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!
Read MoreAnarchist Cooking with Burnie
A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.
Read MoreAttack of the Burnies Outtakes
This is a special compilation of outtakes from RTAA Episode 50. Never before seen alternate takes bound to make you laugh your ass off!
Read MoreHotdog Planes & "Pranks"
Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.
Read MoreLost Phone Karma
What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.
Read MoreGus' Bathroom Encounter
Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.
Read MoreGavin's Drunken Shenanigans
Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.
Read MoreBad Luck Burnie
Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.
Read MoreGavin's Dong Gong
Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.
Read MoreBurnie Tales
A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.
Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!
Read MoreGavin's Has Brain Problems
Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain.
In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.
Read MoreWhen Kites Attack
A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.
Read MoreBets & Flirts
Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!
Read MoreBurnie's Sleeper Power
Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.
Read MoreRaw Meat Lumps
Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!
Read MoreDoctor Free Pants Gavin
How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.
Read MoreGus Doesn't Wanna Go To Vegas
A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.
Read MoreGrapes, Calls & Storage
Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.
Read MoreBurnie's Drunk Touchdown
Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.
Read MoreNice Carrot Sweat
Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.
Read MoreGus on Mars
Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.
Read MoreHeadphones & Peeing
RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.
Read MoreHomeless Depot
In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.
Read MoreGus' Rooftop Rat
RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.
Read MoreBig Noses & Little Sisters
RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.
Read MoreGus Hates Interns
In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.
Read MoreLucid Bear Dreams
We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!
Read MoreDan vs. Food
RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan
Audio from RT Podcast #201
Read MoreMore Plane Stories
RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!
Read MoreDrunk Burnie Returns
Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.
Audio from RT Podcast #211
Read MoreLost Not Found
RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.
Audio from RT Podcast #212
Read MoreStinky Fools
RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreBrandon Explains Magnets
In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.
Audio from RT Podcast #134
Read MoreMean Squirrels & Blind People
In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.
Audio from RT Podcast #209
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman
RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.
Read MoreFamous Asteroid
In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment.
Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.
Read MoreThe Podcast King
In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.
Read MoreMore Burnie Tales
RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie!
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreGeoff vs. Porch
Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.
Read MoreEl Pizza Bandido
RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.
Audio from RT Podcast #220
Read MoreThe Podcast King Outtakes
Hilarious alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the 100th RTAA, "The Podcast King.
Read MoreThe Original LOLcats
Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.
Audio from RT Podcast #66
Read MoreBurnie Fights the Sun
Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.
Read MoreNew Phone, Bad Store
RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman, Jr.
Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.
Audio from the RT Podcast
Read MoreJoel's Meat Diet
Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.
Read MoreBorders & Butts
Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.
Read MoreEven More Plane Stories
RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific.
Audio from the RT Podcast #19
Read MoreWet Dream, Polite Robbery
In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MorePoopy Horse Blankets
Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreRelaxed Gav & Lost Keys
Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreBobble Headed Adventures - The Great iPhone Debate
This week, Gus and Burnie get all hot and bobbled during an intense discussion about the iPhone 5 prior to its release. Who is right, who is wrong?
Audio from RT Podcast #111
Read MoreJoel's Bottle Blooper
Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle.
Audio from RT Podcast #245
Read MoreDogs & Disappointment
In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed.
Audio from RT Podcast
Read MoreBurnie's Crazy Dream, Part 1
Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit.
Audio from RT Podcast #246
Read MoreBurnie's Crazy Dream, Part 2
Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending?
Audio from RT Podcast #246
Read MoreGus' Candy Cane-ine
In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat.
Audio from RT Podcast #249
Read MoreGus' Gas Problem
When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners!
Audio from RT Podcast #21
Read MoreWorkspace & Cavemen
At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman.
Audio from RT Podcast #32
Read MoreSewers & Freezers
Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn.
Audio from RT Podcast #120
Read MoreKung Shu Wedding
Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu.
Audio from RT Podcast #243
Read MoreBad Luck Burnie Rides Again
Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating.
Audio from RT Podcast #257
Read MoreSpeeding and Dreaming
Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems.
Audio from RT Podcast #258
Read MoreMatt Wants Fanfare
Curses, Cookies, & Atoms
Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms.
Audio from RT Podcast #216
Read MoreDan Drinks, Gavin Hoodwinks
Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl.
Audio from RT Podcast #201
Read MoreThe Shock Bus
Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus.
Audio from RT Podcast #265
Read MoreBurnie's Neighbor Encounter
Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house.
Audio from RT Podcast #257
Read MoreHope vs. Starvation
Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death.
Audio from RT Podcast #216
Read MoreGus the Social Media Hostage
Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.
Read MoreBehind the Blue
Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.
Read MoreBurnie's Wedding Pranks
Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding.
Audio from RT Pocast #271
Read MoreLong Title, Weird Girl
Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics.
Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94
Read MoreGavin or Google #1: Breaking Babies
This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google?
Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237
Read MoreBehind the Blue Outtakes
Check out alternate takes and deleted dialogue from the RTAA #150, "Behind the Blue." Lock up your panther and enjoy these great outtakes!
Read MoreTechnical Bully Problems
Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.
Read MoreCanadian Zombie Property
The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.
Read MoreGodzilla vs. the Human Bugs
The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.
Read MoreMiles Hacks the System
A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.
Read MoreBrandon's George Foreman Grill
Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.
Read MoreThe Snail Assassin
In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.
Read MorePilot Football Message
Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin.
Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231
Read MoreChris' Doot-Doot, Blaine's Duster
Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236
Read MoreGavin or Google #2: Dog Door Bells
The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.
Read MoreA Selfie With Burnie
A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.
Read MoreLost Bugs & Stolen Balls
Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.
Read MoreJoel's Theatrical Sickness
In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.
Read MoreLost Gavin's Way With Words
In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and statements.
Read MoreBarbara's Bad Text
Barbara sends a text that sends Burnie into search-and-rescue mode.
Read MoreHelium Miners & Bacon Meals
The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from RT Podcast #159
Read MoreRobot Cars Solve Everything
Chris makes his case for how self-driving cars will solve everything wrong with traffic and commuting.
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman III
Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy about it.
Read MoreBurnie Gets Busted
Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Podcast #317.
Read MoreBenjamin's Secret Bar
Gus has a dream where he follows his dog Benjamin into a bar, where he performs an act forbidden in the Sorola household.
Read MoreBurnie's Burger Dream
No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Podcast #318
Read MoreOld Timey Burnie's Announcement
RTAA DVD Vol. 2 announced.
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman IV
Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the action, and Barbara tell a pun so bad Gus and Burnie take the easy way out.
Read MoreKrashes & Kleptos
Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.
Read MoreBurnie & The Name Game
Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330
Read MoreThe Robo-Telemarketer
Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323.
Read MoreBurnie & Ashley Search For Food
While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food during certain times of the day. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323 Post Show.
Read MoreThe Machinima Death Switch
Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330.
Read MoreGavin the Perfect Passenger
Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.
Read MoreThat's My Uncle! Outtakes
Some outtakes from RTAA #200. Watch as the cast try to channel their inner otaku.
Read MoreThe Contractor Conundrum
Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330:
Read MoreForgetful Thanks, Black Hallway
Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.
Read MoreCat Stories
Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341.
Read MoreApple Pay-n in the Butt
Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.
Read MoreUnderwear Gift & Premature Arrival
Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.
Read MoreReveille Gets Dognapped
Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.
Read MoreAirport Dog Jobs
After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354
Read MoreBlaine Stories
Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad.
Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show
Read MoreJoel Can't Get into RTX
Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure?
Audio from RT Podcast #360
Read MoreThe Glasses & The Fireplace
Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind.
Audio from RT Podcast #362
Read MoreThe Instacart Recovery
Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is.
Audio from RT Podcast #311
Read MoreGavin or Google #3
In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out!
Audio from RT Podcast #226
Read More#StopDolphinPoaching
Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience.
Audio from RT Podcast #364
Read MoreBest Friends & Fake Girlfriends
Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend.
Audio from RT Podcast #355
Read MoreRacial Super Texas
This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds.
Audio from RT Podcast #363 #365
Read MoreSpooky Scary Ghost Stories
Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark.
Audio from RT Podcast #365.
Read MoreBombs, Potates, & Stickers
A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers.
Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302
Read MoreThe Edamame Power Play
Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367
Read MoreBillion Dollars Butt
The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out!
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358
Read MoreScary Kids Scaring Kids
Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever.
Read MoreBar Fights & Gay Bars
Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!
Read MoreThe RTAA Mixdown
It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!
Read MoreBarbara Pun-kelman V
Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.
Read MoreChris Cooks Fish
Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.
Read MoreBurnie Hates NASA
Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're just making it all up. Either way he goes on a rant and it's funny!
Read MoreShrinkin' & Dreamin'
The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?).
Audio from
RT Podcast #356
RT Podcast #370
RT Podcast #368
Directed by Jordan Cwierz
Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie
Read MoreGavin or Gaggle
It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch.
Audio from RT Podcast #383
Read MoreBreaking Conventions, Touching Glass
Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass.
Audio from RT Podcast #374
Read MoreForgetful Pills, Automatic Recovery
In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically.
From Rooster Teeth Podcasts
\#322, #368, #374
Read MoreStinky Ride-Share Farts
Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392
Read MoreGus' Sharkdanko Interview
During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390
Read MoreGavin and the Annoying German
Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious.
Audio from RT Podcast #374
Read MorePorta-Potty Blowjob
Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404
Read MoreGus' Turbulent Urination
Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401
Read MoreHands Free Peeing & Hulking Out
Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361
Read MoreCock Block Cop
A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398
Read MoreBreast Kind of Greeting
Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of.
Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440
Read MoreImpractical Yolkers
Lindsay gives orange juice to Burnie when he's not feeling so good, except it's not orange juice. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #451
Read MoreBeardy Kisses
Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #446.
Read MoreSUV Stunt Kids
Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487
Read MoreBurnie's Uber Story
Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real??? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #481
Read MoreMovie Moments
It's rarely just a normal movie with these guys. Miles, Gus, and Burnie describe a few experiences at the theater that they wont forget. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #493
Read MoreGavin Co-Pilot
Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb try to show him the light! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #473
Read MoreMoth in Your Ear
Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488
Read MoreEven Even More Plane Stories
The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480
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