Sanford and Del loose all their money in a poker game to Moe so they sell their weekend school meals for 500 dollars they buy a 500 dollar safe to put their money in. When they realize they spent all the money on the safe they sell the safe back to the store for 10 dollars. When they realize they can't eat on weekends because of that they steal 2 chickens, with the help of Ed, so the Chickens will lay eggs and they can eat them. When the Chickens don't lay eggs they hold a cock fight in their dorm room. Meanwhile Joe searches the dorm to find a room where he can study in piece and quiet. When he finds this place he meets Max who he becomes best friend with him until the end in a bizarre ending.

Joe thinks that his new invention might save the Dean's job -- and allow Joe to transfer to a better school.

When one of his classes is moved to a new time, Del starts hanging out with a different group and becomes a Big Man on Campus.

Barder's annual Midnight Yell gets Sanford and Del to freak out.

Joe finds out the only thing harder than getting kicked out of the worst college in the country is trying to get back in.

How do you top an alumni prank? Kidnap a school mascot, that's how! Unfortunately, Del and Sanford steal their own school mascot!