Vernon Chatman — Writer
Episodes 12
Chaos Beknownst
The grudge match between Order and Chaos is finally settled in a slapfight -- and whoever is victorious will get a sexy new atomic makeover!
Read MoreThe Shivering Truth: Behind the Scenes
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The Nurple Rainbow
Unfortunately, everything in the whole universe just oozed out from Doug Dwyer's head. But luckily, all that stuff is now coming over here to get you and also bite you.
Read MoreThe Magmafying Past
The only thing hotter than the future is the present, and the only thing wetter than a present is the itchy glass of molten absolution that just quenched the thrust of Tessa's face.
Read MoreOgled Inklings
By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.
Read MoreConstadeath
Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.
Read MoreTow and Shell
Did you know that if you hold your mother against your ear and listen closely, you can hear your dead father softly crying "my child has gone banana"?
Read MoreThe Burn Earner Spits
Using an emotional X-ray device we provide a detailed history of these United States, starting from May of 1951 all the way up until tomorrow at 3:30.
Read MoreCarrion My Son
Birth is mommy's most romantic meat cute and mankind's hottest selfie.
Read MoreNesslessness
Time flies when you're demoralizing your children.
Read MoreBeast of Both Worlds
Is man punishing herself for some perceived guilt?
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