Michael Dimich — Director
Episodes 29
Sexy Audition, Hit It or Quit It, The Viewing
As a flamboyant casting director, Jamie auditions an actor who's made an indecent proposal by the (considerably older) casting assistant; Jamie appears on a phony dating show (hosted by Whose Line's Jeff Davis) as a meek geek who still lives with his parents; at a funeral, Jamie tries to steal a valuable ring... from the guest of honor, who's wearing it, enlisting the aid of an innocent bystander.
Read MoreJudge Jamie - Confused, Driving Instructor, Jaw Surgery - Waiter
Jamie poses as a senile television judge whose catchphrase "I'm very confused" speaks volumes about his judicial skills; Jamie poses as an inept driving instructor who gets his student mixed up with his violent ex-wife and cross-dressing brother; Jamie dons the jaw brace once again, this time as a waiter, who, as before, can't speak or control his saliva.
Read MoreUNLV Proposal, Pyramid Scheme, Sexy Farting Woman, Brad Gluckman Golf
Jamie proposes to his girlfriend on the big screen at a college basketball game, only for her to say "No" and walk away; with the help of an unsuspecting innocent, Jamie gets busted by the FBI for running a pyramid scheme; a man's endurance, and horniness, is tested when he tries to hook up with a woman (portrayed by actress/comedienne Lesli Margherita) who makes all manner of disgusting bodily noises and gestures; and in "The Brad Gluckman International", Jamie takes his "Malibu Eminem" role to the country club for a game of golf (or is that "gizzolf"?).
Read MoreVirginia Hamm, Shock Seat, L.A. Tours
Skinny white male Jamie Kennedy becomes fat black female talk show host Virginia Hamm (think Oprah with an attitude); Jamie is the losing contestant on a game show in which his opponent gives him an electric shock every time he misses a questio... and when it's Jamie's turn to shock said opponent, it doesn't work; Jamie leads a Hollywood tour in which he breaks into Bob Saget's house, encountering booze, dead animals, homemade porn... and an irate TV dad.
Read MoreBrad Gluckman Moving In, All About Dan, Temp Beard
Meet Shannon and Gavin. Shannon wants to convince her boyfriend Gavin that he should let her cousin move in with them for a few months. The problem? Her cousin is that famous Malibu rapper, Brad Gluckman! Jamie poses as an obnoxious guest star on Off Centre, intending all along to "X" the show's star, Sean Maguire. The tables get turned, however, when Sean recognizes Jamie from a JKX promo and proceeds to "X" him! Sean not only "X-ed" Jamie the first time Jamie ever got "X-ed", but he "X-ed" his co-stars as well, who were all in on Jamie's prank and didn't know that Sean had figured Jamie out! Jamie assumes the role of the boss once more, and this time the temp must cover up the fact that Jamie's been cheating on his wife...with men, no less.
Read MoreYoga Instructor, Virginia Hamm #3, Flower Shop, The Massage Hole - Break Up
Jamie transforms himself into a yoga instructor who, in helping a female student get into the right position, demonstrates a position that can be used for more than just yoga! Afterwards, a group of noisy construction workers prompts Jamie to lose his cool... which in turn prompts one of them to go on an ass-whoopin' spree! Virginia Hamm ("Show 6," "Show 9") delivers her own style of daytime talk once again. A temp starts a new job at a flower shop, only to find himself helping his boss' wife steal money so she can run off with the delivery boy (Jamie). Finally, the "massage" skit from "Show 11" is reprised, except this time Kyle and Kathy break up over Kathy's client... literally.
Read MoreRomance Flip A Roo, Romance Flip A Roo Fight, The Massage Hole - Vomit, Judge Jamie Flamboyant
Meet Rocky and Heidi. Rocky takes Heidi to a couples therapist (Jamie) to "X" her. But when Rocky's away, Jamie lets Heidi in on the joke! She and Jamie proceed to "X" Rocky, with the help of JKX writer, creator, and producer Adam Small. Skit two features the same couples therapist with a different (unnamed) couple. The guy sets out to "X" his girlfriend, but right before the skit begins, he tells her what he's up to. Like that's gonna stop Jamie and Adam from "X-ing" them anyway! That old massage bit from "Show 11" is back (God, how many variations of this skit are there?). This time, "Kyle" shows up drunk and pretends to throw up on the mark, who, as usual, can't see a damn thing. And "Judge Jamie" justice is served once more, but, as in "Show 7", it's the bailiff that renders the verdict. Oh, and Jamie decides to gay up his act a little, just for good measure.
Read MoreLaker Girls, Stale Mates, The Massage Hole - Daisy Chain
As the English choreographer Davey Grimes, Jamie devises some bizarre halftime moves for The Laker Girls; Jamie helps a woman get back at her practical joker of a boyfriend by "X-ing" him on a Change of Heart-type dating show; "Kyle and Kathy" make their final appearance of the season and this time the unwitting massage client finds himself in a near-threesome with the dreaded duo!
Read MoreYour History, Limo Driver, Club Street
Meet Gina Lecher. She is on a This Is Your Life-type show (hosted by Cheers' George Wendt) to "X" her parents...'nuff said!. Olympic speed skater Apollo (or is that Apolo?) Ohno and his friend take a ride with Jamie, who plays an offbeat limousine driver with a dysfunctional family. As the English choreographer Davey Grimes (see "Show 15"), Jamie coaches a bunch of exotic dancers for their trial run in front a group of horny women... horny women who have been told by Jamie to applaud him and boo the other guys!
Read MorePet Psychiatrist, Judge Jamie Cursing, Brad Gluckman Moving In - Asian Lady
In the first season finale, Jim Belushi helps Jamie "X" a mark who's brought her dog to see a quack pet psychiatrist, Jamie, of course! "Judge Jamie" re-emerges as a rude, foul-mouthed, hot tempered lunatic who never lets the litigants finish a sentence. Brad Gluckman has a problem you never thought he'd have... he can't get the mark to pay attention to him! At the end of the show, many of the marks from the first season join Jamie on stage for a clipfest down memory lane.
Read MoreEpisode 201
In the second-season premiere: Prompted by Warner Brothers to fuse classical music with hip-hop, Brad Gluckman auditions a classically trained pianist. This doesn't go down so well with B-Rad's rapping partner, who hates the idea from the start.
Giuliana asks her friend Don to meet a contractor at her house for a small landscaping job, instructing him "not to let anything happen to her house." The contractor brings with him two disgruntled workers, one of whom is Jamie in disguise, and before Don even realizes what's happening, they start demolishing Giuliana's house! (Oh, don't worry--she's in on it!)
Three aspiring actors join Jamie's acting class, which is really a front for a cult that worships a robot named "Bliss", but it can't be a bad cult...Freddie Prinze, Jr. is a member!
Read MoreEpisode 202
Jamie presents two skits in which Lou Hollander, the driving instructor from Show 4, tries to train a mark to help out on his paper route. The first mark cooperates willingly and the skit works; the second mark doesn't cooperate and the skit becomes a disaster!-
On a new TV show called "You Be The Judge", a member of the audience (the mark in this skit) is randomly selected to judge an "actual" (not really) court case. In this case, Jamie plays Niles Perkins, a nerdy employee who sues his male boss for sexual harassment and wrongful termination... but does he really mean it?
Read MoreEpisode 204
Jamie poses as a director who makes a voice over actor say "I don't think so" in more ways than anyone could possibly have imagined.
Jamie stars in another installment of "You Be The Judge" (see "Show 19"), playing the same nerdy character suing the same boss, doing the same "gay" routine... except this time he's also wearing that old jaw brace from the first season!
Jamie pretends to be a gardening expert who is instructing a seminar at a landmark Los Angeles home... but it's actually just his house and he's making his students prepare his yard for a barbecue.
Read MoreEpisode 205 (a.k.a. "Show 22")
Jamie portrays an ancient waiter who tries desperately to serve his customers on his last night on the job;
Jamie poses as a government agent who assembles a male security force.. and asks them to have sex change operations;
Jamie plays a drunk dentist.
Read MoreEpisode 206
This is a special Halloween-themed episode, and Jamie hosted it outdoors in various costumes. Students from USC made up his audience.
Jamie composes and choreographs a prospective Broadway musical version of the current feature film "Ghost Ship". The film's star Julianna Margulies and the film's producer Joel Silver are on board to evaluate Jamie's musical, and let's just say they're not pleased! The marks, by the way? Jamie's cast!--Jamie teaches a bunch of kids how to get the most out of trick-or-treating...by whatever means necessary!
Jamie poses as a director who tries to shoot a commercial in a cemetery where a weeping widow keeps getting in the way. The mark? The star of the commercial.
Read MoreEpisode 208
Jamie poses as a nervous employer who, while giving a job interview in a restaurant, goes crazy with a can of mace; as a cop,
Jamie tries to convince an everyday citizen that she has a psychic gift;
Jamie plays David Schwimmer's personal assistant, but Schwimmer would like to send Jamie packing. The mark? Jamie's "temporary" replacement, who is asked by Schwimmer to fire Jamie.
Read MoreEpisode 209
This is a special Christmas episode: JKX-mas! Jamie, complete with a scarf and a pipe, is accompanied on the set by pianist Greg O'Connor, who normally composes the incidental music for the series. First, Jamie plays a Santa who uses a photo studio as the place to get his Claus on with some hot mommies! How far will an unsuspecting elf let him go, especially when a vengeful husband stops by for a visit?
Secondly, Jamie gets TV personality Jillian Barberie to host a charity banquet for the homeless. As a priest, Jamie tests the morals of a man who pretended to be homeless just to get a free meal! WB reporter Mindy Burbano appears as herself.
Finally, Jamie and Jeff Goldblum audition models to advertise a new cologne called "Simply Jeff Goldblum", but what will they do when they learn, in Jeff's absence, that the cologne is toxic?
Read MoreEpisode 210
Meet Dan Potvin. Dan is going to be a contestant on a game show called "Quick Cash", hosted by comedian Pat Bullard. What he soon learns is that "Quick Cash" has the most complicated, most incomprehensible rules of any game show in history... and that it's just a set-up for Jamie to "X" him.
Jamie reprises his game show character from last season, Anson Bench.
Jamie portrays a bureaucrat who is so ill that he must live in a bubble and everyone around him must wear a face mask, but the mark whom he has just hired to be his assistant finds out that he's faking it to get a promotion!
Jamie plays dentist once more--well, actually, Jamie plays a guy who pretends to be a dentist, only to be exposed by his own father while examining a patient. Would you want to be in that chair?
Read MoreEpisode 211
Jamie gets professional hypnotist Mark Sweet to hypnotize ten potential marks. The one who is most hypnotized is then chosen to believe that while hypnotized, he beat Jamie with a chair! Will he fall for it?
Jamie plays the role of prospective employer once more, but this time the poor sucker who wants a job must put up with Jamie's extreme personality quirks....and the rules that accompany them. The mark must bang the desk each time Jamie says "I"; he must put his hands on his head when he speaks to Jamie; he must sing in a high-pitched voice when Jamie has a panic attack....you know, the usual stuff.
Jamie revisits another familiar occupation: restaurateur. This time, he's a sleazebag who cuts costs by recycling leftover food from his own customers... and his competitors' dumpsters. How will a new waiter react when he finds out what really goes on in the kitchen?
Read MoreEpisode 212
Jamie portrays a new-age rat exterminator (what, you've never heard of such a thing?) who "X-es" his new employee by hunting down a four-foot rat. As a parking valet,
Jamie makes it look like he broke into a customer's car because he lost the keys.
Jamie plays "Anson Bench" one more time, and this time Mr. Bench ruins everything for his partner on a game show by being stupid beyond belief.
Read MoreEpisode 214
In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie plays a cashier who rings up each item too many times, leading him to charge his customer an astronomical amount of money.
Jamie portrays an old, lonely, wacky doctor who gives an annoyingly tolerant mark free chiropractic treatment.
Jamie appears on a televised talent contest as a middle-aged man with no talent going up against a little girl with loads of talent. How will two unsuspecting judges react when Jamie bribes the host in order to win?
Read MoreEpisode 216
This was a special hour-long Mardi Gras episode from New Orleans!
In the pre-credits teaser, waiter Jamie asks a dining couple if they would like some live music with their lunch. Little did they know that they were in for the loudest Dixieland band ever!
Jamie takes a tour group-- all but 3 of whom are in on the joke, on a boat tour of a gator-infested swamp. How will the marks react when Jamie lets a man perish at the jaws of a (phony) alligator?
A fellow named Shakib sets up his wife Tracy to be "X-ed" as Jamie plays a Cajun waiter who speaks incomprehensibly.
Jamie plays a fortune telling machine (yes, that's right) and freaks out a mark named Amanda with his knowledge of her personal life (her boyfriend Ben filled Jamie in beforehand.).
Jamie portrays a hippie purveyor of voodoo who sells a guy named Eric a special voodoo doll. Eric takes his friend Jean to a restaurant, where they have a rude, incompetent waiter, Jamie!
Read MoreEpisode 213
In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie plays valet once again. This time he runs over a pedestrian (don't worry, it's a stuntman!) while returning a patron's car... and then he flees the scene!
Jamie dons the bubble suit for a second time. He hires an unsuspecting personal trainer to help him work out, and to save his ass when he runs afoul of a big, tough dude at the gym!
Jamie portrays the producer of Melissa Joan Hart's (phony) new talk show. She gets an innocent fan of hers to pretend to be the long-lost daughter of her first guest. What will happen when the "real" daughter shows up during the taping? (Actually, the mark recognized Jamie when he was introduced to her as Melissa's boyfriend/producer Billy. However, after Melissa reassured her that "Billy" wasn't Jamie Kennedy, the mark went along with it because she didn't think Melissa Joan Hart would lie to her!)
Read MoreEpisode 218
In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie plays valet once again. This time, he pretends that he lent the mark's car to a bunch of gang members who sprayed graffiti all over it!
Jamie portrays "Kelso, The Singing Hypnotist", putting an audience full of actors, one mark, and his in-on-the-joke wife to sleep. Actually, the mark doesn't even pretend to fall asleep... he stays awake while "Kelso" and his lovely assistant steal from the audience!
Jamie plays the owner of a Japanese restaurant. His Japanese staff and Japanese wife trash talk him in Japanese, but he thinks they're complimenting him because he doesn't speak Japanese! The thing is, the mark does speak Japanese!
Read MoreEpisode 219
In the pre-credits teaser, Jamie revives his cashier role. This time, he does everything he can to make it difficult for one particular customer to buy cigarettes.
Jamie plays the world's worst plastic surgeon, botching a patient's boob job and then having to face the wrath of her husband. Oh, don't worry, she set her husband up to be "X-ed"
7th Heaven star Beverley Mitchell takes her new assistant on a shoplifting spree, only for both of them to get caught by store guard Jamie. The experiment: Will Beverley's assistant take the blame for her?
Read MoreThe Brad Gluckman Special (a.k.a. "Episode 223")
Contains segments "Valet - Rat In Trunk", "Star Trek", "Personal Trainer", and "Fundraiser - Mark 3".
Read MoreEpisode 221 : The Brad Gluckman Special
This is a special episode devoted to the character of Brad Gluckman and the movie Malibu's Most Wanted, which was spun off from JKX and is centered around B-Rad. The episode features the film's cast members Ryan O'Neal, Bo Derek, Blair Underwood, Regina Hall, Damien Dante Wayans, and, of course, Jamie Kennedy.
Jamie gets rapper Darryl McDaniel of Run DMC to try to get Brad Gluckman a record deal with a couple of unsuspecting impresarios.
Jamie gets a friend of his a bit part Malibu's Most Wanted as a masseuse, and then has Blair Underwood "X" her by making her think she's broken Blair's back!
Jamie and the cast of Malibu's Most Wanted look at clips of the film as a sneak preview. This episode aired the night before the film opened.
Read MoreEpisode 221
Contains segments "Undercover Halloween Party", "Jamie - Hana", and "Valet - Ho".
Read MoreEpisode 223
This is the second season finale, a 90-minute extravaganza from Austin, Texas!
Jamie plays an old man who hired the Southwest Texas cheer leading squad for his equally old, former-cheerleader wife's birthday party. How will the cheerleaders react when they learn that what was supposed to have been the lady's birthday party is now her funeral? (Jamie did three variations on this skit, showing all of one and some of the other two.)
We're on Orange Alert Status! What does that mean? Well, in the world of JKX, it means that the marks have to go through an extreme security check at a nightclub, practically getting strip-seacrhed in the process. (For the record, the marks were male.) Jamie presented two variations on this skit in this episode.
Jamie finds a bunch of wild Texans who are willing to appear in "Guys Gone Nuts"...sort of a male version of "Girls Gone Wild." What will happen when these dudes find out that the tape is being marketed to gay guys?
Jamie gives a tour of Austin.
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