This week the panelist quipped about he following topics:

the Michael Jackson molestation criminal trial, way too bizarre FOX's television program the OC the new Star Wars film women's breasts and Victoria's Secret the film Pacifier and Vin Diesel CBS news anchor Dan Rather retires Bruce Willis sexual escapades with Ms. Lindsay Lohan Paris Hilton update UPN's America's Next Top Model Martha Stewart is now out of jail, and still a diva Hootie's Burger King commercial: what's up with that campy commercial? pro-wrestling phenom Rock is gay. What?! No way. Jim Morrison once was rejected by Florida State as a student Martha Stewart's legs on CNN: not too shabby woman and more.

Special segment: Christian Finnegan's ""What your purchases say about you--CD Edition""

Who had the best week ever: U2's Bono. The guy is hot and involved in international politics.

Closing video: ""Sometimes you can't make it on you own,"" by U2.