"No, I haven't."
"No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. It's not like they're a bunch of fuckin' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you fucking over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's suckin' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffeta. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his fuckin' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters."
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Reply by VHS-VANDAL
on October 5, 2019 at 11:41 PM
I SAW J.C. VAMPIRES AT THE THEATER WITH MY MOM..JAMES WOODS IS BADASS.LOVE THIS FLICK.
Reply by tmdb82469342
on October 6, 2019 at 2:33 PM
Your mom is a badass too for seeing this badass flick with her badass son!