Francine puts Roger on a diet. After begin rejected by a girl, Steve notices that girls are affectionate to men with dogs, and wants to get a dog. Hayley agrees to provide Roger with Junk food when he offers to write her English papers for her. Stan rigs the school election so that Steve becomes the school president.

This one-and-a-half-minute short was aired before the game at Super Bowl XXXIX.

Stan Smith uses his CIA skills to help 13-year-old son Steve win class president and the heart of the hottest girl in class, Lisa Silver. But when being class president makes Steve mad with power, Stan must jump in to save the day. Meanwhile, Roger, the alien Stan saved from Area 51, helps 18-year-old Hayley with her school paper. In return, she hooks him up with boatloads of junk food to curb his sweet tooth. Unfortunately, some Chocodiles send him over the edge and a sugar crash prohibits him from finishing one of her papers, forcing Hayley to pick up the pieces. And Klaus, the goldfish with the brain of a German guy, pines after mother Francine. Unfortunately for Klaus, the closest he'll ever get to a date with her is the spin cycle with her sports bra.

Stan Smith is mad because after getting his wife a job (or "hobby") as a Real Estate agent, she makes more money than him. In the meantime, his daughter Hayley ran a program that helped the homeless, and Stan's son Steve had an idea to have a Bum Fight program. To get back and to try to gain more money than his wife, Stan takes Steve's idea and starts a Bum Fight Night where he takes bets and treats the homeless like wrestlers. But with the homeless petition, Stan has to end up fighting like a homeless man himself.

Hayley comes home from a Green Party rally with her hair dyed green, instigating a fight with Stan. While she's sleeping, Stan cuts her hair (for her own good, of course). After learning of what Stan did, a wigged Hayley defies her father yet again by moving into the van of her new boyfriend. When Stan cuts her off financially, she gets a job as a waitress in a strip club, which pushes Stan right off the edge. Meanwhile, Steve tries to pass Roger off as his disfigured sister in order to cop a feel with a female classmate.

When Stan forgets his anniversary, he arranges to have 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but the CIA temp on duty accidentally erases 20 years. Francine, having reverted to her wild child days, moves into her old apartment with Hayley as a roommate, and ends up going to a festival with Hayley's boyfriend. Meanwhile, Steve asks a good-looking girl out, but needs his wingman, Roger, to "jump on a grenade" for him and date her ugly cousin.

Stan invites his boss over for dinner, but the Smith family fears getting caught hiding Roger. After a close-call, Roger goes into a coma, making everyone thinking he's dead. After the family disposes of his body, Roger tries to get back home, but he ends up in another risky situation with the CIA.

Francine decides to throw a block party to get in touch with the neighborhood. Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. To prepare Steve for living near terrorists, Stan makes Steve join a group of scouts, who turn out to be trouble makers. Roger is convinced he possesses hidden alien powers and is determined to find out what they are.

Stan goes to great lengths to compete against his rival, Chuck White, and become the new deacon of their church. Meanwhile, Roger's "temporary problem," which Stan tries to use to his advantage, causes all sorts of problems for Steve, Betsy, the rest of the family, and eventually, Stan.

Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can't risk saying or doing anything about it because he's up for a promotion at the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve finds Dick Cheney's BlackBerry and uses the contact numbers to play pranks on political figures from around the world.

When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.

When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.

When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.

Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.

As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine's musical expos on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.

Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the "National Gun Association Land," where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.

Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable "stage parent." After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a "Cribs" lifestyle.

As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren't as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.

After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a "Freaky Friday"-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.

After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.

Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine. A proud Stan accompanies Francine to her reunion, but when they find out that two ballots were lost and that Francine didn’t actually win the crown, Stan is devastated. Meanwhile, a dejected Steve is “saved” by a pizza delivery man with a Messianic message.

When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.

Describes How American Dad was created

Cast of American Dad at HBO's 2005 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival doing a live show.

אין באתר תקציר המתורגם לעברית. עזור לנו להרחיב את מסד הנתונים שלנו ע״י הוספת תקציר

אין באתר תקציר המתורגם לעברית. עזור לנו להרחיב את מסד הנתונים שלנו ע״י הוספת תקציר

אין באתר תקציר המתורגם לעברית. עזור לנו להרחיב את מסד הנתונים שלנו ע״י הוספת תקציר

Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.

After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.

When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.

When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.

Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.

After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.

When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.

When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.

When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.

When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.

When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.

When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.

When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.

While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.

After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.

Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.

Francine demands that Stan take the family on a vacation after she learns all of their previous vacations never actually happened: The CIA had planted artificial memories of the "vacations" in their brains so Stan could ditch them. Meanwhile, Roger wants to be a thespian.

After Stan punches a male meter maid during a disagreement over a parking ticket, a judge sentences him to two weeks of community service--as a meter maid. Meanwhile, Hayley poses in the nude for an art class, where one of the artists turns out to be Roger.

Stan prays for a friend and one is provided: a guy named Brett who's like him in every way but one--he's an atheist. So Stan has some evangelizing to do. Meanwhile, Steve is accepted into wizardry school.

Stan seeks out Francine's birth parents because her visiting adoptive parents annoy him so much. But they don't annoy Steve, especially after they give him fireworks.

Stan, who had Hayley brainwashed because he wanted her to be a sleeper CIA agent, activates her and orders her to marry a senator's son. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve decide to open a detective agency like the ones in the '70s TV shows they have been watching.

Although Stan is a veteran CIA agent, it turns out that he has never killed anyone, so three of his buddies from the agency (and Roger) take him out so he can bag his "first kill."

Terry and Greg, the Smiths' gay neighbors, want to have a baby, and Francine offers to be their surrogate. Not surprisingly, Stan objects. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play a practical joke on Klaus, who vows revenge.

Stan dies on Christmas Eve while trying to find a perfect Christmas tree, then wreaks havoc in heaven (and limbo) trying to return to Earth to save his family--who were dragged along on his quest--from freezing to death in the woods.

Stan and Francine give the constantly nasty Roger an ultimatum: Be nice or ship out. Meanwhile, Klaus and Hayley play truth or dare, and Steve decides to become a backup dancer.

A James Bond spoof casts Stan as a 007-type agent assigned by B (Bullock) to infiltrate the set of a movie producer named TchochkieSchmear (Klaus), who's in cahoots with the diabolical villain Tearjerker (Roger). Their plan? To kill everyone in the world by making movies so sad, people will cry themselves to death.

When Stan's mom gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support, which he willingly provides (yet again). Francine, feeling threatened, seeks to loosen this umbilical cord, with Roger's help. Meanwhile, Klaus inadvertently gives Steve a fish disease called "ick."

Francine wants Stan to open up emotionally, and after a few sessions with "pretend psychiatrist" Roger, he's more touchy-feely than she can handle. Meanwhile, Hayley kills the queen bee from Steve's science project, and he vows vengeance.

Stan hunts for an ex-KGB agent but can't find him--until he moves in next door. And Steve is building a rocket for a school science project, but can't get it to work--until he gets some help from his new next-door neighbor. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head off on a European vacation.

After outing himself as an alien, Roger (in disguise) finagles his way into being appointed the CIA's chief alien hunter to take advantage of a lavish expense account--while coming up just short in attempts to catch himself. Meanwhile, Francine shocks her family by displaying a prejudice they never knew she had.

After almost dying in a car crash, Stan decides that he must do something important with his life, so he digs for the gold he claims Iran-Contra figure Oliver North buried beneath his house. Meanwhile, Roger poses as a sexually provocative female office worker, hoping he'll be harassed so he can sue over it.

Francine is out of town, giving Roger an opportunity to host spring break at the Smith house for visiting college students, one of whom becomes the straying Stan's "spring-break buddy." Meanwhile, cable music-channel host Carmen Selectra decides she wants to make Steve her sexual conquest.

It's Roger's 1600th birthday, but the Smiths are too freaked out by Steve's impending puberty to celebrate. So Roger decides to make his own birthday fun.

Roger plays detective to track down a case of what he suspects is identity theft. Meanwhile, the Smith family gets sucked into a mean game of Simon Says.

Bullock makes Stan his "No. 1" at the CIA, a promotion that makes the furious Francine the "No. 1" babysitter for Bullock's baby son. Bullock needs someone to watch the kid because his wife's been kidnapped by Iraqi insurgents.

Stan learns that Francine was engaged to another man before she met him, and tracks the guy down to size him up. Meanwhile, Steve can't stay away from a schizophrenic cat that literally has nine lives.

Steve plots revenge after girlfriend Debbie loses a very dirty election for class president. But it backfires badly.

Hayley goes on a rampage after her boyfriend breaks up with her, but she calms down when she begins dating Stan's CIA body double, Bill. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger get jobs separating male and female chicks at a Chinatown hatchery.

Stan emcees a CIA telethon to raise funds for the agency's torture budget after Congress slashed it. But Roger is out to sabotage it because Stan stole the idea for it from him.

When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes.

Stan is ecstatic--and energetic--when a coworker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night.

The Smiths catch Roger spending time with another family--and it turns out that he has been a family "cheater" for decades.

When Langley Falls bans trans fats, Stan and Steve become smugglers. Meanwhile, Klaus gets word that he has received an inheritance but can't collect it because the CIA has turned him into a fish.

When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart--the Homeowner’s Association.

Steve connects with his ne'er-do-well paternal grandfather, whom Stan despises for many reasons, not the least of which is that he never taught him to ride a bike. Meanwhile, Hayley must find an internship quickly, so Roger hires her to tend his bar.

Steve and his friends sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after the kid hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot is wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar-mitzvah money, his own bar mitzvah is put in jeopardy.

Stan is kidnapped in Colombia, but the real trouble begins after he's released and returns home. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo "Wheels and the Legman."

Steve and Stan, who don't have much in common, try to bond on a road trip to Albuquerque in search of a pair of the distinctive DeLorean doors to complete a car that Stan has been building. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Francine decide to have an adventure of their own, but they can't decide what to do.

Steve joins a football team to please Stan, who then takes over as coach and gives Steve the boot because he isn't good enough. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley vie for a blue ribbon at the county fair.

Special as included on the Season 4 DVD.

Special as included on the Season 4 DVD.

Roger declares that he was sent to Earth to be "the decider" of humanity's fate, and Stan challenges him on it.

Francine and Stan swap spouses with their gay neighbours Terry and Greg when Terry's dad, a former football player who doesn't know that his son is gay, arrives for a visit. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender.

Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.

When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.

In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and has Roger pose as the leader of the small island nation. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom.

Steve is left home as the family plan a trip to Boston hoping to locate a college for Hayley. When his friends arrive they convince him to break the rules, resulting in them finding the controls to a military drone in Stan's study.

Meanwhile, after Stan leaves the plane to return home for his painkillers, Roger changes disguise from a little girl to a Stan constume so he can get served alcohol. When an air marshal notices that the girl is missing, he grounds the plane and investigates.

Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.

Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.

Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.

When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he’s smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.

Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.

When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.

When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends help an old friend.

Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.

Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.

When Stan admits that his heroes include the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, Roger confesses that he played on the team; Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.

After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve), but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship. Chaz kidnaps and leaves Stan tied up and tape-gagged. Meanwhile, Roger kills Chaz and rescues Stan, who makes his boss happy.

When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.

Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.

In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape.

But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame

It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together.

Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run

Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.

Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve; Roger searches for the missing bride and groom.

Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ''killer'' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.

Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.

After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.

It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.

If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.

Despite Francine's warning, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas; Steve accidentally shoots Santa.

When Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear.

Stan and Francine have trouble keeping up with a younger couple's lifestyle.

With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.

However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog.

Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.

After an argument with Stan, Roger moves out of the house and is subsequently replaced. Meanwhile, Steve acquires a new job at Pearl Bailey High School.

סטן בטוח שסטיב קורא תיגר על הדומיננטיות שלו בבית ומחליט להשיב מלחמה כמו בממלכת החיות; ג'ף מציע להיילי ללכת ליועץ נישואין, והשניים מוצאים את עצמם תחת מרותו של המנהל לואיס.

In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter.

After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.

When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.

After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.

Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis discovers a talent of Barry.

Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers.

When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.

בפרק החותם את העונה, סטן מחליט שקל ונעים יותר להיות חברו של סטיב מאשר אביו, והשניים נהנים ביחד עד שסטיב מוצא את עצמו בתוך כלוב של גורילות מסוכנות.

Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.

When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I) and Family Guy S10E02 Seahorse Seashell Party (II).

Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.

When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.

Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.

When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.

Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.

When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.

When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.

Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his "job." Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.

When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.

When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.

Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.

Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.

After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.

Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.

Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls. Meanwhile, the child Stan and Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.

When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.

בפרק הפותח את העונה, היילי שרה במועדון של רוג'ר והוא מתאהב בה נואשות. סטן מנסה למכור את המכונית שלו כדי לקנות רכב חדש.

החופשה הטרופית של משפחת סמית איננה מרגיעה כשסטן נשלח לחסל את הממונה על הפעילויות במלון. בינתיים היילי וג'ף מנסים לחדש את המשיכה ביניהם ורוג'ר, שמתחזה לזקנה, מתאהב באדון מבוגר.

פרנסין חוששת שהיא וסטן מתרחקים זה מזה כי הוא מבלה שעות רבות עם חבריו בזולה של הסי-איי-איי. סטיב וחבריו מצטרפים ללהקת בנים חדשה ומצלמים סרטון וידאו.

רוג'ר מתחתן עם אמו של סטן וכעת הוא אביו החורג. סטיב וחבריו מוצאים את התסריט של הסרט החדש בסדרת סרטי "מהיר ועצבני".

סטן מחליט לעשות הכול כדי להפריד בין סנוט לבין סטיב. רוג'ר משלם לג'ף כדי שינקה את עליית הגג שלו אבל מיד אחר כך שודד אותו.

בחוסר רצון סטן ופרנסין מרשים להיילי להישאר כשומרת הטף של סטיב כשהם יוצאים לבילוי, אבל סטיב מסתלק מהבית עם חבריו כדי לבלות במסיבה של ילדים מגניבים.

בתכנית הבוקר של לנגלי פולז מתברר שפרנסין היא "פרני התינוקת" שנפלה לבאר 35 שנה לפני כן ושכבאי אמיץ חילץ אותה. בו בזמן, סטן ורוג'ר מעלים רעיון יזמות שעשוי להפוך את שניהם לעשירים.

פרנסין מעודדת את המשפחה לוותר על החטאים ובשכרותם, כולם חותמים על חוזה עם בולוק. רוג'ר יוצא לחפש את אהובת לבו בסגנון לכלוכית.

פרנסין מנסה ללמד את רוג'ר מה הן עבודה קשה והישגיות. סטיב מפנה לאביו שאלות כדי להגיש עבודה בהיסטוריה והתשובות מזעזעות אותו.

כהוקרה למחזה "אוגוסט: מחוז אוסייג'", סוד אפל נחשף בעברה של משפחת סמית כשפרנסין מזמינה את אביו הפושע של סטן, ג'ק, למסיבת יום ההולדת של בנו.

רוג'ר מודיע שמקס ג'טס, אחת מהדמויות שלו שנהנית לבזבז את הונה על בני משפחת סמית, עומד להשתחרר מהכלא. החגיגה נפסקת כשמקס מתאהב בג'ינה, מלצרית צעירה, שמאיימת לגזול את הירושה של המשפחה.

רוג'ר מעמיד פנים שהוא חברו הדמיוני של ג'ף כדי שיוכל להסתובב עירום בבית.. סטיב מוטרד מההתפתחות המאוחרת של הישבן שלו.

בפארודיה על ג'יימס בונד, הנבל השחור הורס את ירח הדבש של סטן ושל אשתו הטרייה סקספאן. סטן יוצא לנקום בו בעזרתו של יריבו לשעבר, דופק-דמעה.

פרנסין מגלה שסטיב מצטיין באיות ושכישרון זה עשוי לעזור לו להתקבל למכללה יוקרתית. סטן ורוג'ר מנסים לגרום להיילי לסיים להתאבל על ג'ף במהירות.

יחסי המין מתחילים לשעמם את פרנסין והיא מגלה ריגוש חדש. בד בבד סנוט מצליח לשכנע את היילי סוף סוף לצאת איתו אבל מאבד עניין.

סטיב עובר תאונה ומאבד את הזיכרון שלו ופרנסין מנצלת את ההזדמנות כדי ליצור ממנו בעל מושלם. סטיב עוזר לרוג'ר לחלק עיתונים כדי להרוויח קצת כסף.

סטן המום כשהוא מקבל פקודה להביא את בולוק למחיקת זיכרון בשל שיטיון. סטיב הסתבך עם בריון בית הספר והוא פונה לרוג'ר לעזרה.

כדי לחזור הביתה ג'ף צריך להוכיח לקיסר זינג המרושע שהוא באמת מאוהב בהיילי.

בפרק האחרון לעונה, קלאוס מאתר את גופו הישן אבל סטן מסרב לעזור לו. משום כך קלאוס גונב את גופו של סטן וסטן נעשה דג. רוג'ר פותח מכון כושר ומנסה לשכנע את סטיב לרכוש מינוי.

בריונים מציקים לסטיב ולסנוט בבית הספר משום שהם בתולים. הם מחליטים להשיג בנות זוג לנשף הסיום ולאבד את הבתולים, וכל האמצעים כשרים לשם כך.

קלאוס נוסע לאטלנטיק סיטי כדי להשתתף בסדנאות מוטיבציה. פרנסין מתוסכלת מחיי המין שלה ושל בעלה סטן ומקנאת ביחסים של בתה היילי ושל החבר שלה מאוריציו.

סטיב רוצה להצטרף לטיול הציד השנתי של הסי-איי-איי כדי שאביו סטן יכיר בו כגבר. רוג'ר יוצא למסע משלו במכונית ולוקח איתו את קלאוס.

פרנסין מתוסכלת מכך שסטיב כבר לא רוצה לבלות איתה ומחפשת רעיון לבילוי משותף בכל מחיר.

סטן מתכונן לצפות במשחק הפוטבול של הקבוצה האהובה עליו ומתאכזב לגלות שההורים של פרנסין יצטרפו אליהם לארוחת חג ההודיה.

לסטן ולרוג'ר עולה רעיון למוצר חדש שיהפוך כל מסיבה למושלמת. סנוט לא מתרגש ממות אביו שבקושי הכיר, וסטיב מנסה לשכנע אותו להתחבר לצד הרגשי וללכת ללוויה.

היילי וסטיב מקימים עסק רווחי של זיוף תעודות זהות. המצב מסתבך כשהבוס של סטן מטיל עליו למצוא את הזייפן.

בקניות לקראת חג המולד סטיב מתנהג לא יפה, וסטן מחליט לקחת אותו לבקר את סבא שלו בכלא כדי להבין שהתנהגות גרועה אינה משתלמת.

רוג'ר מתעצבן שאף אחד לא מקשיב לו. המצב משתנה כשלאחר תאונה הוא ניחן ביכולת לחזות את העתיד.

בני משפחת סמית מגיעים ל-"פארק המשפחה" לבילוי משפחתי. למורת רוחה של פרנסין, כל אחד מעדיף לבלות לבד, ומהר מאוד החופשה נהיית סיוט.

אחרי שסטן חוגג את החיסול ה-100 שלו כסוכן סי-איי-איי, מצפונו מקשה עליו לבצע את עבודתו.

סטן ופרנסין מחפשים ריגושים, פוגשים דיילות הרפתקניות בנמל התעופה ומוקסמים מהן. סטיב מאוהב בג'ני אך מתבייש להתוודות לפניה ומבקש עזרה מרוג'ר.

סטן כועס על סטיב מפני שהוא וחבריו מבזבזים את זמנם במשחקי וידאו. הוא מנסה לעודד אותם לשחק בחוץ כפי שהוא עשה בילדותו.

פרנסין מתעצבנת כי סטן לא מסוגל להקשיב לה, לכן סטן בולע כדור שהומצא בעבור סוכני סי-איי-איי ויאפשר לו להקשיב, אך הוא לא מוכן לתופעת הלוואי.

סטן הולך לעבוד כסמוי בהפגנה, אך נתפס ונחטף על ידי פעילים. כשהוא חוזר הביתה היילי חושדת שהוא עבר שטיפת מוח ונהיה שמאלן.

סטן רוצה שהיילי תהיה עצמאית ושולח אותה לחפש עבודה. היא עובדת בבר של רוג'ר אך פרנסין חוששת שסביבת העבודה הזו תשפיע עליה לרעה.

פרנסין תופסת את סטן מביט באישה אחרת ומעירה לו על כך. סטן מתחמק ולומד מהחברים בעבודה איך להביט בנשים בלי להיתפס.

סטן מפוטר מעבודתו ומתקשה למצוא עבודה מפני שהסי-איי-איי מחקו מהתיק האישי שלו את העובדה שהוא עבד שם ב-20 השנים האחרונות.

היילי מתחילה לעבוד אצל רוג'ר, המחופש לעיתונאית, בתקווה לפרסם כתבה על איי הזבל המזהמים, אך קודם עליה למצוא כתבה עסיסית לרוג'ר.

היילי בדיכאון מאז שג'ף הוטס לחלל ונעלם. היא פוגשת מיליונר ומתאהבת בו אך נקרעת לשניים כשבמקרה מצליחה ליצור קשר עם ג'ף בחלל.

השכנים של משפחת סמית עומדים לאמץ ילד. במסיבה לקראת האימוץ רוג'ר מתלהב מהבית המהודר שלהם ומתחזה לילד שאימצו.

רוג'ר עובר התקף לב ומחליט למכור את הבר, לנוח קצת וליהנות מהחופשה. נוכח החלטתו הוא מגלה מה באמת חשוב לו בחיים.

רוג'ר מתחיל להרגיש מוזר ותלותי. הוא הולך בעקבות הרגש ומגיע לחללית שהתרסקה, שם הוא מוצא את הדבר שמשך אותו.

היילי מחליטה לצבוע את שיערה לבלונד כדי שאנשים יקשיבו לה.

סטן מנסה להוכיח לבולוק שעדיף לשלוח סוכנים לבצע משימות ולא מכונות.

סטיב וסנוט מחליטים לנסות ללמוד קרטה כדי שבריונים לא יציקו להם בבית הספר.

בגלל חריגות בתקציב הסי-איי-איי, סטן מפוטר ומתחיל לעבוד כמאבטח בקמפוס של מכללה.

גוון, אחות של פרנסין מגיעה לבקר. היילי לא מרוצה מכך כי גוון תמיד מסתבכת בצרות ופרנסין עוזרת לה.

סטן מקנא בחברו הרווק ומבקש לחיות את חיי הרווקות. הוא מתעורר ומגלה שמשאלתו התגשמה.

היילי רוצה להתקבל לקבוצת מחליקות על גלגיליות, אך חברות הקבוצה שחושבות שסטיב הוא אחות של היילי, מסכימות לקבל אותה רק אם הוא יצטרף גם. היילי מבקשת מסטיב להעמיד פנים שהוא בת כדי שתשחק.

במהלך ויכוח סטיב מקלל את אמו פרנסין. פרנסין מחליטה להתעלם ממנו עד שיבין שהוא זקוק לה ועליו לכבד אותה. סטיב מנסה להוכיח שהוא יכול להיות עצמאי.

היילי מתקבלת לחברה בעזרת רוג'ר ומתאהבת באקס, אחד העובדים. רוג'ר משכנע את היילי להתחבר לאקס, אך היא מגלה עליו פרטים מפתיעים.

סטן ופרנסין זוכים בכרטיס חופשה זוגית בהוליווד, שם סטן מגלה שהוא גלגול נשמתו של שחקן עבר הוליוודי.

פרנסין פרסמה ספר מסתורין ומועמדת לפרס בטקס שייערך בניו יורק. כל המשפחה מגיעה לניו יורק לכבוד הטקס, אך הביקור בתפוח הגדול לא מתנהל כפי שציפו.

לאחר שהיה עד לתאונה, סטן חווה חרדות. בהמלצת הפסיכיאטר הוא מתחיל להתעסק במיניאטורות כדי להתמודד עם הטראומה, אך פרנסין מודאגת מהכפייתיות שסטן פיתח לתחביב החדש.

ג'ף חוזר מהחלל במפתיע, אך הוא שונה מכפי שמשפחת סמית זכרה אותו.

סטן שוכח את יום הנישואים שלו ומאשפז את פרנסין בבית משוגעים כדי להרוויח זמן ולחשוב על מתנה מקורית. היילי וסטיב פוגשים את המיליונר פונג ווה שקנה את הסדרה.

בפרק האחרון לעונה, סטן אוסר על היילי לשלוח הודעות בזמן הנהיגה כי זה מסוכן, אך גם הוא נדבק בטירוף שליחת ההודעות.

כל תושבי לנגלי פולז מתלהבים מהתכניות להקמת אצטדיון מפואר. כשסטן מגלה שהקמת האצטדיון תדרוש כריתת עץ שיקר ללבו הוא עושה כל שביכולתו כדי לטרפד את המיזם.

סטיב רוצה להצטרף לנבחרת פולו המים בבית הספר כדי להצליח עם בנות. סטן ורוג'ר קונים סירה במכירה פומבית ומתלהבים מהמחשבה על חיי שיט.

רוג'ר מהפנט את היילי ומחזיר אותה לגיל שש. היא נתקעת בגיל המנטלי הצעיר ולא מצליחה לצאת מזה. סטיב וחבריו מנסים לבשל את צלי החזיר המושלם.

סטיב מחליט לשתף פעולה עם הסוכנות לביטחון לאומי כתגובה לכך ששמע שאביו לא מאמין שיוכל להיות סוכן. רוג'ר משדל את היילי לאכול בשר ללא הגבלה.

סטן מנסה להימנע מלחצים, אבל משפחתו לא מאפשרת לו לעשות זאת. בחוף הים הוא מוצא את הדרך המושלמת להירגע.

בעקבות תקרית מביכה, סטן מבין שלו ולפרנסין אין שום דבר במשותף. רוג'ר נכנס לדמות פוליטיקאי, כדי להפיל חברה שמזהמת את אספקת המים.

היילי נזכרת שבילדותה נשבעה לנקום בסטן על שקרע את הציור שלה. היא מתחילה לעבוד כעוזרת האישית שלו, כדי להשמיד את לוח השנה של הסי-איי-איי.

סטיב מועבר לכיתת נוער בסיכון באשמת רוג'ר. כתוצאה מכך, רוג'ר מתחזה למורה ומתחיל ללמד את הכיתה, כדי להוכיח לסטיב שהוא דואג לאחרים.

פרנסין מחליטה לעזור לחבר ולהנחות לצדו את מהדורת החדשות המקומית עד שיימצא מגיש-משנה קבוע. במהרה, אור הזרקורים דוחק את החברות ביניהם הצדה.

סטן חוצה עולם פוסט-אפוקליפטי בחיפוש אחר משפחתו.

סטיב וסנוט משנים את העתיד שלהם ועורכים מסיבה לילדים הלא מגניבים. רוג'ר מאוכזב כשמלצרית לא מחמיאה לו על ההזמנה.

רוג'ר מאבד את זהותו לאחר שאשת רופא שיניים מקומי מרתקת אותו. קלאוס עורך מסיבה, בזמן שסטן והילדים לא מצליחים לזוז בגלל שהם תפוסים לאחר אימון.

פרנסין מתחילה לחשוב על גורלה העתידי כאלמנה, בהתחשב בעבודה המסוכנת של סטן. סטיב והחבר'ה מעמידים פנים שהם מתאבקים מקצוענים, עד שהמנהל הורס הכל.

משחק התפקידים של סטיב עם חבריו נהרס כשפרנסין מחליטה להצטרף. סטן ורוג'ר מחליטים להקים פארק בביתם.

סטן מאבד את אמונתו בדת אחרי שסטיב מטיל ספק בכל מה שמסופר בתנ"ך. הוא לוקח את משפחתו לקוריאה כדי לחקור שמועות אודות תיבת נוח מחודשת.

לאחר התרסקות התיבה, המשפחה מתפצלת ונסחפת - כל אחד למקום אחר. סטן ופרנסין נסחפים לאי בודד, שם מגלים את אהבתם מחדש.

סטיב מקריין את יומו בסגנון "לכוד בארון" של ר' קלי, סטן ורוג'ר, בדמות הכדורסלן שלו - בילי ג'יזסוורת, משחקים זה נגד זה.

סטן מגלה מכרה מלח בחצר האחורית. סטיב מתברר כבעלים החוקי של הקרקע, והא נתון ללחץ מצד משפחתו למכור.

סטן מנסה לגרום להיילי ללמוד היסטוריה. בינתיים, סטיב מתמנה לכתב בעיתון בית הספר.

סטן מנסה להבין מי לא הביא מתנה למסיבת חג המולד של הסי-איי-איי. סטיב מעמיד פני חבר בשביל כמה בנות מכיתתו.