David Kerns — Executive Producer
Episodes 101
The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
Read MoreThe Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Read MoreDon't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
Read MoreNo Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Read MoreBummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Read MoreFreaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Read MoreUnimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
Read MoreYou Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Read MoreClimbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Read MoreDisgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
Read MoreOn-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Read MoreMan Turns Home into Home Depot
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
Read More"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Read MoreWebster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Read MoreWeatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Read MoreSuper Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Read MoreWe're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
Read MoreOne in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
Read MoreTrue Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Read MoreInspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Read MoreSong of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Read MoreSpaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Read MoreDinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Read MoreWhich of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Read MoreBig Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Read MoreMoose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Read MoreDelicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
Read MoreYMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Read MoreNews Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Read More“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Read MoreConservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Read MoreNews Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Read MoreAnnouncing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Read MoreSpecial Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Read MoreA Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Read MoreBTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Read MoreU2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Read MoreMillennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Read MoreMom Disappointed in Son… Again
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Read MoreGod Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Read MoreMy Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Read MoreGood Morning, River View High!
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Read MoreWelcome to Bug News
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Read MoreHot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Read MoreBrian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Read MoreI'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Read MoreHandshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Read MoreAll Hail Cello Chigglers!
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Read MoreSpit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Read MoreTrue Confessions of Real Newscasters
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Read MoreMaking Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Read MoreHuge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Read MoreA Cavalcade of Carreys
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
Read MoreGrant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
Read MoreBartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
Read MoreOld Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
Read MoreThe Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
Read MoreReturn of Streep Alert
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
Read MoreSorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
Read MoreGrant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions
Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
Read MoreI'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Read MoreSam Reich Launches Dropout America
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
Read MoreIt's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
Read MoreWe've Actually Met Before
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Read MoreAmy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Title says it all.
Read MoreI'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Read MoreWhy Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Read MoreHonestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
Read MoreTrue Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Read MoreGengar Could Run a Train through Me
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Read MoreGilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
Read MoreI Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Read MoreCap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Read MoreFuck Austin Texas
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Read MoreMagic, Love, and Coldplay
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Read MoreDropout America 2
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
Read MoreWho Is the Real Raphael Chestang?
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
Read MoreYou're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
Read MoreThe Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
Read MoreGrant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
Read MoreWin Sam Reich's Money
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
Read MoreMultigenerational Talent
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
Read MoreBreaking News: The Musical
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
Read MoreThe Confrontation at Simone's House
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
Read MoreThis Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
Read MoreThe Rise of Count Dancula
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
Read MoreNo News Party
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
Read MoreMake Katie Laugh
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
Read MoreThe Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
Read MorePuff, Puff, Pass
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
Read MoreTrue Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
Read MoreI Want to Play a Game
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
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