This week the men of Booze Lightyear take the time to describe the female genitalia to you - aka the vagina. A big thanks to Epic Lloyd from Epic Rap Battles of History for helping us out with such a daunting task. Now you may have asked yourself in the past: How many handsome geniuses does it take to describe a vagina? Well, now you know that it takes at least four. We probably could've described a vagina to you using only three people, but Epic Lloyd had the flu so we called Lu and Carlos in to be his vagina-describing wingmen. Turns out, Lloyd didn't really need a wingman. See, he minored in Vaginal Descriptions back in college and graduated with honors.

This week all of us over here at Booze Lightyear (minus Kelly who had to attend a wedding) show you exactly what it would be like to be the worst weatherman in the world. See, it's unfortunate none of us are both Latina and have huge breasts. Otherwise, we could get a job as a weather girl for one of the Spanish news outlets. All of those weather girls have big knockers. But don't we all dream of being a Latina with big boobs tho? I certainly do.