Jase is in a coma and it's not at all clear if he's going to pull through - which is why Nathan decides he's got to do whatever it takes to stop Fi finding out what Jase was really up to just before he stepped out in front of the car. If Jase dies, at least she'll have her memories...

But Nathan has let himself in for more than he bargains for when he has to keep Jase's new friend Jemima the Drag Queen, and new drug dealer Derek away from Fi.

In his head he's just rewriting history to give it some Hollywood gloss… But when Fi starts to think that Jase tried to top himself out of love for her, and the nursing staff begin to wonder if Jase and Nathan are more than just friends, it looks like Nathan may once again have taken things far too far...

As Nathan rushes to tell Fi the truth about Jase's sexuality, there's two versions of events.

There's the one where he tells her. And the whole sado-masochistic love triangle with four people in it comes crashing down in several completely unexpected and disastrous ways.

Then there's the other version, where he doesn't make the bus, but instead gets in a fight with Derek the anal retentive drug dealer and ends up covered in paint. In this version, instead of telling Fi he loves her, he ends up owning a cancerous rabbit called Mrs Snuggles - but does he get the girl?

Which one happened? You'll have to wait to find out...