The mood is anything but festive as the gang gathers for the wedding of one of their own to notorious former circuit boy Dirk Evans.

Lydia sings at Dirk & Nelson's wedding reception, while Nathan meets photographer Christoph, Muscles makes a declaration to Bobby, Ross is overwhelmed by the romance, and Brad shares bodily fluids with one of the grooms.

The boys discuss weekend plans over brunch; Muscles & Bobby plan a romantic weekend; Ross decides to try an internet hook-up; Nathan makes a date with Damian then comes to blows with Nelson Van Eddy.

Lydia debuts her cabaret act; Brad makes a radical lifestyle change; Nathan meets a man from Damian's past, then makes a call to Christoph; Ross tries something new to save his marriage; Muscles is frustrated.