A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime and the four King Georges form a boyband.

A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient and a Pharaoh invents the pyramid.

A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, and an Egyptian tries to save money.

The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and a mad Victorian gentleman eats King Louis XIV's mummified heart.

A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.

An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and we meet some weird medieval monsters.

There is a terrible smell in the Houses of Parliament, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.

The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we discover the bizarre causes of the First World War.

A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly.

HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.

Queen Victoria learns that her British comforts are not very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and on 'Axe Factor', the contestants try to become executioners.

A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.

A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.

A prank-loving emperor hosts a dinner party on Roman Come Dine with Me, the Durham Home Guard injure themselves while learning first aid, and the Viking rock band paint the town red... literally.

A pirate captain regrets stealing a herd of seasick cows, a Georgian sportsman invents a whole new way of boxing, King Charles II raps about his party lifestyle, and the Georgian army goes to war against a bunch of naughty schoolboys.

In Ancient Greece, it's time for Spartan High School Musical, a jester breaks bad news to Henry VIII using armpit raspberries, learn how to stay fit with the Caveman Workout, and Roman emperor Nero stars in a (not very) romantic movie.

Britain's greatest sailor, Admiral Nelson, turns out to be horribly seasick, two doctors from the Middle Ages argue over how to treat a patient, discover the many uses for an Incan llama, and the World War 2 Girls sing about Girl Power on the Home Front.

An Incan kid has the worst birthday ever, a Roman farmer meets a door-to-door poo salesman, and King George IV embarks on a solo musical career.

The Ug and Ugio families go head to head on Stone Age Family Fortunes, mad King George III's doctors are even madder than he is, and Emperor Elagabalus launches his pranktastic Roman lottery.

Joan of Arc gets a visit from a confused angel, a pirate captain tries to make his crew dress like ladies, and Mrs Celt enjoys being a Roman on Historical Wife Swap.

Some Vikings attack a monastery but can't remember why, a peasant gets a posh makeover on Georgian Fashion Fix, Crimewatch BC tries to solve the murder of Julius Caesar, and prepare to be confused by the Egyptian Hieroglyphics song.

The Stuarts are confused by the newly-discovered drink of tea, a Viking funeral ends in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinks farm animals are monsters, and some cowboys sing about life in the Wild West.

King Charles I sends someone else to get married for him, a new recruit regrets joining the Georgian army, and Queen Cleopatra reveals her weird beauty secrets.

Barmy Roman emperor Caligula fails to invade Britain so collects seashells instead, King Henry VIII plays tennis while Anne Boleyn is executed, and some naughty Saxon monks throw a funky party.

Ug and Grunt demonstrate how to paint like a caveman, some silly World War Two codebreakers forget their own code, and Henry VIII challenges the King of France to a wrestlemania-style smackdown!

Meet an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, witness bizarre Aztec food on Historical Masterchef, see what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, and learn how not to impress a woman in Victorian times -a painful lesson in manners. The truth about Dick Turpin in song; certainly no New Romantic.

Some medieval knights discover the most disgusting way to attack a castle, the Saxons demonstrate the stupidest way to lose a battle, a Georgian goes shopping in a modern pet shop, and the kings and queens of England demonstrate how to remember them all, through the power of song.

A confused World War I soldier spends his first day in the trenches, William Wallace launches his music career as a rock rebel, Lady Jane Grey wins a frankly terrible competition, and the Welsh women of Fishguard defeat a French invasion without even trying.

An unusual Stuart highwayman doesn't always steal cash, a modern detective struggles to solve a series of murders in Emperor Caligula's house, HHTV goes undercover to prove allegations of cheating in Middle Ages jousting tournaments, and King George IV meets his dead relatives.

A Welsh prince from the Middle Ages has a very stupid death, King Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette go on Historical Wife Swap with some starving French peasants, a Tudor peasant gets a super-hot makeover from Historical Fashion Fix, and Queen Cleopatra sings about her femme fatale reputation.

Henry VIII promotes his all meat, no vegetables diet plan, Bob Hale struggles desperately to explain the Middle Ages War of the Roses, a Stone Age man invents farming, and Admiral Nelson confuses everyone with his last words.

Robert Walpole struggles to talk to England's German king, a Scottish sportsman attacks dead cows in the Highland Games, American inventor Paul Revere demonstrates his gunpowder toothpaste, and the Roman Emperors channel the King of Pop in their musical argument over who's baddest of all.

HHTV reporter Mike Peabody gets caught up in the French Revolution, Henry VIII enjoys a highly dangerous sport for children, Saxon King Ethelred the Unready suffers online bullying from the Vikings, and the Suffragettes set the record straight in song.

The Vikings launch their advert for 'We Sell Any Monk', Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws, the sacrifice obsessed Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song, and we discover the Roman equivalent of text messaging.

We rejoice in the odd marriage of Mary I and Philip II of Spain, whilst a pirate chef disgusts the judges on Historical Masterchef and a Stone Age man appears on Dragons' Den with his innovative inventions. Plus, the Victorian paramedics offer their bizarre medical advice to a modern patient.

Some WWI soldiers try some very unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Plus, the not at all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror, the story of Aztec Emperor Motecuhzoma, and a strange Stuart doctor takes a snooze during the middle of a battle.

The people of Strasbourg literally can't stand still with 'Dance Fever', HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival, two Celtic warriors hold a rap battle to see who is best at boasting, and King Charles II meets the man who tried to steal the Crown Jewels.

Savage Songs compilation. Featuring the hip hop battle of the boasting Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace, the soulful Suffragettes, the funky Aztec priests, the crooning caveman, bad boy heartthrob Dick Turpin, pouting Richard III, the children of the Victorian workhouses, and the many, many, merry monarchs!

Dick Whittington lança um filme sobre sua vida, geeks da tecnologia da Idade da Pedra fazem fila por horas para a inauguração da Idade do Bronze e alguns pilotos de bombardeiros alemães encontram um uso infeliz para um guia turístico para a Grã-Bretanha.

Henrique VIII aparece em um programa de TV na esperança de arrecadar dinheiro com suas antigas abadias. Além disso, Charles Darwin canta sobre sua teoria da Seleção Natural, e um capitão pirata pretende ser o próximo Aprendiz Histórico de Lord Sugar.

A rainha Elizabeth I sai para namorar online, o filósofo grego Sócrates frustra seu próprio resgate da prisão e Emicho, da Renânia, faz uma cruzada com alguns navegadores por satélite muito incomuns para liderar o caminho.

O repórter de guerra da HHTV, Mike Peabody, lamenta sua decisão de cobrir o cerco normando de Palermo, o rap dos Pilgrim Fathers sobre Jamestown na América e um capitão de submarino alemão sofre o pior acidente de banheiro da história.

Alguns membros da Idade do Bronze discutem sobre a construção da primeira cidade do mundo, Bob Hale explica toda a história do Renascimento, Mary Seacole canta sobre seu hotel na Criméia e William Shakespeare entra em uma batalha de rap.

Um confuso Cristóvão Colombo declara que encontrou a Índia e uma mulher georgiana revela sua própria morte estúpida. Além disso, Victoria e Albert comparecem à Grande Exposição e o czar Pedro III traz um caso muito estranho ao Tribunal de Direito Histórico.

O imperador Napoleão joga uma partida de xadrez muito incomum, um inventor vitoriano constrói um navio anti-enjôo com uma pequena falha de projeto, uma guerra de bolas de neve começa em uma execução pública e o exército britânico contrata um vagabundo morto para derrotar os alemães na Segunda Guerra Mundial .

O imperador Nero visita as vítimas do Grande Incêndio de Roma, alguns cruzados participam de um curso de treinamento sobre como lutar contra monstros estranhos e conhecemos o homem com o melhor (e pior) trabalho na Inglaterra Tudor.

O rei Eduardo III se casa em um canteiro de obras, Júlio César revela suas dicas secretas sobre como esconder a calvície, aprendemos os truques do comércio criminoso no Real vitoriano Hustle e conhecemos a família mais corrupta da Itália renascentista: os Borgias.

William, o Conquistador, tem problemas para conquistar a cidade de Ely, o filósofo grego Diógenes revela sua tática repugnante para se livrar de pessoas de quem não gosta, um saxão se junta a uma moderna agência de encontros e há uma surpresa reservada para as pessoas em Victorian Wife Troca.

Culpeper convida todos nós para seu spa altamente insalubre, um cavaleiro cruzado compete no Historical Masterchef, o rei John se preocupa com todos os odiadores da Internet e o cantor William Shakespeare nos faz uma serenata com sua big band.

Uma mulher vitoriana reserva uma passagem em uma ferrovia muito estranha, um paciente moderno é (mal)tratado por um dentista romano, Alfredo, o Grande, lança um filme sobre sua vida e um nerd grego compete no Historical Mastermind.

The Thinkers, Mary I, William Shakespeare, The New World, Luddites, Victoria and Albert, Mary Seacole, Natural Selection and RAF Pilots

Os deuses saxões formam uma equipe improvável de super-heróis; o famoso astronauta Neil Armstrong revela seu novo programa de perda de peso; conhecemos o gênio da luta contra o crime da Londres georgiana e Rosa Parks canta sobre sua luta pela igualdade.

Apresentando um salteador Stuart surpreendentemente charmoso; o capitão do Titanic realiza o pior briefing de segurança do mundo; a famosa escritora Mary Shelley lança o filme de sua vida; e aqueles vikings violentos mostram seu lado mais suave em uma música.

Os meninos testam sua potência ao máximo no Stone Age Top Gear; Charles Dickens canta sobre sua vida e livros; os filósofos gregos oferecem jantares estranhos no histórico Come Dine With Me; e Vlad, o Empalador, revela seu novo plano horrível para afastar os vizinhos.

Apresentando o excêntrico filósofo georgiano Jeremy Bentham; o político romano super-rico Crasso fala sobre seu estilo de vida luxuoso; alguns soldados incomuns são recrutados para a Segunda Guerra Mundial; e Johannes Gutenberg enfrenta alguns monges em O Aprendiz Histórico.

O famoso monge Santo Agostinho luta para introduzir o cristianismo na Inglaterra saxônica; O diarista de Stuart, Samuel Pepys, irrita os homens mais inteligentes da Grã-Bretanha; testemunhamos uma ousada fuga da Torre de Londres; e a história de Joana d'Arc é bastante incomum para uma adolescente.

A coroação da rainha Vitória não sai como planejado, George IV faz de tudo para impressionar seus convidados no histórico Come Dine With Me, o cabeça-dura grego antigo Alexandre, o Grande, se recusa a parar de conquistar as coisas, e a equipe HH Sport reporta ao vivo do horríveis corridas de piratas.

O imperador romano César Augusto revela o preguiçoso segredo de seu sucesso, o repórter mais empolgado da TV, Bob Hale, explica a história muito, muito complexa da Segunda Guerra Mundial, conhecemos o vigário mais esquecido da Inglaterra georgiana e o herói galês Owain Glyndwr enfrenta os ingleses na batalha.

A surpreendente identidade do artilheiro da Grã-Bretanha é revelada, as coisas ficam ridículas na versão alemã do histórico Quem Quer Ser Milionário, um fazendeiro celta não está muito interessado nos planos para a Muralha de Adriano e os inteligentes pioneiros do transporte cantam sobre suas invenções.

Há confusão pública quando o rei Carlos II proíbe os cafés, uma galinha enjoada arruína uma batalha naval romana, o poderoso faraó egípcio, Ramsés II, conhece alguns camponeses malcheirosos no Historical Wife Swap e um casal da Idade da Pedra que habita uma caverna tenta comprar seu primeiro lar.

Um empresário vitoriano se disfarça em sua própria fábrica, há uma disputa real sobre quem deve governar a Inglaterra medieval, conhecemos o excêntrico político georgiano Mad Jack Mytton e o Real Tudor Hustle revela os truques mais inteligentes de criminosos históricos impertinentes.

DI Bones investiga um incomum acidente de trânsito vitoriano, o cientista romano Plínio, o Velho, sofre uma morte estúpida na antiga Pompéia, os primeiros-ministros Neville Chamberlain e Winston Churchill discutem online sobre o que fazer com Adolf Hitler e descobrimos a horrível história do início da Austrália.

Apresentando uma especialista em dinossauros que vende conchas à beira-mar, Brian, o belo cientista, revela as estranhas maravilhas do universo grego, o aposentado que fala mais rápido na TV, Bob Hale, tenta explicar a Corrida Espacial entre os EUA e a URSS, e há um final musical adequado para o final da série.

Alguns dos maiores personagens da história nos fazem uma serenata com histórias de suas vidas. Apresentando o conquistador Alexandre, o Grande, o amante do dinheiro Crasso, a mal-humorada Joana D'Arc, o brilhante, mas miserável, Charles Dickens e a determinada Rosa Parks.

Horrible Histories returns for a special about King John and Magna Carta, starring Ben Miller. John annoys the Barons and agrees Magna Carta at Runnymede, after a banging rap battle. Meanwhile across the world we meet the formidable Genghis Khan in Mongolia, and catch up with the crafty Saladin during the Crusades. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode about King Alfred the Great, starring Tom Rosenthal. Watch Alfred argue with his older brothers then defeat the Vikings using his cunning hit-and-run tactics, summoning the spirit of Ed Sheeran. Meanwhile, across the world, Ant and Dec host a very special Chinese edition of I'm A Celebrity, and the Egyptians tell us how healthcare should really be done. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode about William the Conqueror, starring Kevin Eldon. We meet young William, Duke of Normandy, as he quarrels with Harold Godwinson about who should be King of England, before bashing the English and taking the crown at the famous Battle of Hastings in 1066! Meanwhile, across the world we discover Chinese technology light years ahead of the dunderheaded Normans and Saxons in England, and meet one of the world's first scientists in Egypt. With, of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode about Mary Queen of Scots, starring Jessica Ransom. This episode follows the young Mary as she stumbles from young girl in Scotland to queen in France, back to queen in Scotland and finally to Elizabeth I's public enemy no 1 - with a bit of Queenian Rhapsody thrown in for good measure! Meanwhile, across the world we meet silver-nosed Danish scientist Tycho Brahe, and Mr H gives us his unique take on the epic Battle of Lepanto in another History's Craziest Fools. With, of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode about the great French leader Napoleon Bonaparte, starring Jim Howick. We follow Napoleon as he rises from humble beginnings to be the Emperor of France, bashing most of Europe along the way, and ultimately meeting his Waterloo at, well, Waterloo! Meanwhile, across the world we meet the Indian traveller who brought shampoo to the world. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode about King Henry VIII, starring Rowan Atkinson. We meet the young Henry as he struggles with his boring dad Henry VII, before becoming king himself and going through wives like most people go through toothbrushes!

Meanwhile, across the world we meet the great Ottoman leader Suleiman the Magnificent in Turkey, and the mad, bad, and very dangerous to know Emperor Zhengde in China. With, of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show about the great Egyptian queen Cleopatra, starring Kathryn Drysdale. We meet Cleo as she clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with the thoughts of famous Chinese philosopher Confucius and encounter the less glamorous side of life in Rome. With, of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show about King George III, starring Simon Farnaby. We follow George from a young unpopular king to a much loved figure some 60 years later, and check out a bit of his court life along the way. Meanwhile across the world we hear about some of the words we have got from India, and the Battles of the Day team give us their unique insight into the American Revolution. With, of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show, focusing on the great British Queen Boudica, starring Lorna Watson from Watson & Oliver. We follow Boudica as she turns against her Roman masters and unleashes her wrecking ball on Colchester, St Albans and London. It is cut-throat Celts versus rotten Romans - it's going to be very gory! Meanwhile, across the world, we meet famous emperors Caligula and Nero, dishing out their own unique brand of Imperial nastiness. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show about Winston Churchill, starring Jim Howick. We follow Churchill from a young soldier in India during the time of Queen Victoria, through the First World War, to victory in World War II, and finally to his retirement in the Swinging Sixties - what a journey! Meanwhile across the world we meet the American soldier literally spreading propaganda around the battlefields, and learn about Gandhi's more eccentric side. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show about Queen Victoria, starring Sarah Hadland. We meet young Vicky as she becomes queen aged only 18, marries her true love Albert, and has to put up with the open sewers at the not-so-luxurious Buckingham Palace. Meanwhile, across the world, we catch up with Australian outlaw Ned Kelly, and discover plans for the Great Hedge of India. Yes, hedge! With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show about Oliver Cromwell. We follow Oliver as he rises from obscurity, challenges King Charles I in the English Civil War, and ultimately orders the King's execution - as he says, a it was a 'cruel necessity'. In other parts of Britain we meet a bunch of oddly named Puritan soldiers, and the great writers Shakespeare and Milton square up for a word battle. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show featuring all your favourite rotten rulers from the series. Including naughty Napoleon annoying his Josephine and horrid Henry VIII getting married again! There's also a song from wily Winston Churchill and of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!

A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring ghastly Genghis Khan, the wise Confucius and a dance-off during a naval battle! There's also a Bollywood number from Queen Victoria. With Rattus to guide the way.

A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring all your favourite songs from the series! Sing along with King Alfred about his burnt cakes, or with Henry VIII about his love of reformation - or get down Norman-style with William the Conqueror. With of course, our host Rattus to guide the way!