A deaf woman is arrested for prostitution; Barney anxiously awaits news of Wojo, who dived into the Hudson River in pursuit of a looter.

The detectives are reluctant to wear their new bulletproof vests; Luger interviews them in case of the need for a quick obituary.

Wojo's proven innocent of a paternity suit, but at a cost; a beauty queen is robbed; an irate theater patron vandalizes the theater.

A car thief's conscience gets the better of him ... after twenty-five years; Levitt saves a child from a precarious fate; an overzealous sanitation officer goes to extremes.

A job fair brings out the worst in a Peace Corps recruiter; Dietrich volunteers for a department stress experiment.

The penultimate survivor of a tontine attempts suicide in order to concede the money to his cousin.

A newspaper obituary causes a stir when the subject turns up alive; the detectives snag a modern-day chicken thief.

A museum presses charges when an Indian retrieves his tribe's ancestral bones from an exhibit; a scoutmaster catches a mugger.