All is vanity when Dag takes Norb's words to heart that unless you love yourself others can't love you. Dag rides his goofy vain train beyond what even narcissistic Norb could imagine.

Combining elements of various outdoor games, the boys pitch and chip their way through their Beaver-rigged indoor golf course with its Quick-sand traps, soiled greens, Yahoo-filled water hazards, and full-contact putting. The game, however, soon takes a back seat when the Beavers become obsessed with which one gets to drive the way-cool golf cart.