Timon and Pumbaa get jobs as pirates working for Captain Bloodbeard, but it's not as Pumbaa hoped for.

Timon and Pumbaa are visiting in Etiquettica, when they run in to an assistant to the Empress who mistakes them for visiting dignitaries. Timon talks Pumbaa in to going along with it. Pumbaa eats bugs in front of the assistant, ruins Etiquettica's Constitution by using it as a tissue to blow his nose, then ruins a painting of Etiquettica's first Emperor, burps in the Empress's face, and ruins a fancy dinner. Timon covers up for it by saying, "A custom in our country." They get thrown out as soon as Timon admitts they're not fancy-schmancy dignitaries.

Somewhere in the north, Timon and Pumbaa stumble upon a campfire. However, they end up in between extinguishing the fire to prevent getting in trouble with Smolder the Bear and relighting the fire for a French-like Quint.

imon and Pumbaa pretend to be skiing instructors in order to make money for a restaurant. Their first client is Smolder the Bear.

Timon & Pumbaa are in a game show called "Question For a Trophe"...

While a knight version of Quint is at lunch, Timon and Pumbaa have to get a sword out of a stone for him before a dragon attacks.

After trying to get a worm on the Cliffs of Moher, Timon & Pumbaa fall down, nearly plummeting to death, and see their lives' moments flash before their eyes. However, after Pumbaa pulls out an umbrella, the two safely land, and try to eat the worm from before.