Sam wants lessons from Carly on how to be girlier and be a better person to attract her classmate, Pete. At the end of the episode, Pete arrives at the Groovy Smoothie, ready to go on a date with Sam. The bully at school, Jocelyn also arrives to bother the iCarly team. So Sam beats her up, not knowing that Pete was watching. Meanwhile, Spencer starts sporting his tuxedo daily because he thinks it's the reason why a woman he met likes him. He is convinced later that she doesn't just like him in his tux because she kisses him (even though the tux is still on, so she might just like him with the tux on).

Freddie feels the wrath of Gibby when he is caught getting too close to Gibby's girlfriend. Elsewhere, reports of Spencer's death are greatly exaggerated, but thanks to this newspaper error, Spencer sees a spike in sales of his artwork.