Ramy (2019)
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Hiam Abbass como Maysa Hassan
Episodios 30
Between the Toes
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
Leer másPrincess Diana
You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
Leer másA Black Spot on the Heart
So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
Leer másStrawberries
Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
Leer másDo the Ramadan
Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
Leer másNe Me Quitte Pas
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
Leer másSaving Mikaela
You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
Leer másDude, Where’s My Country?
ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
Leer másCairo Cowboy
Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
Leer másCan You Hear Me Now?
Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
Leer másLittle Omar
He told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam!
Leer másMiakhalifa.mov
You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?
Leer más3riana grande
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
Leer másAtlantic City
do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.
Leer másUncle Naseem
Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
Leer másYou Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh
can we just pray together?
Leer másHarry Potter
¿Estás viendo porno de caballos?
Leer másCigarros Egipcios
Ramy, ramy, ramy, harami!
Leer másEso es lo que ella dijo
No me importa tu relación halal/haram.
Leer másEntrenador de vida estadounidense
Todo el pueblo llora.
Leer másComerciantes en Medina
Estoy orando. Volver pronto.
Leer másMédico de segunda opinión
Labor emocional.
Leer másUna manta en la televisión.
Austin power es cine clasico.
Leer másLo dejamos todo por los perritos calientes.
El destino.
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