Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?

He told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know! now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam!

You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

masr um el dunya… and it always will be. but america is what I need right now. you’ll see, baba. inshallah.

are you watching horse porn?

egypt will be just like america.

the prayer mat is not for sale.

the whole village cries.

praying. be back soon.

austin powers is classic cinema.

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