Who would've thought my dream of a high school life would run off the rails and go down a thorny path so quickly, all because of an improbable "double confession of love"? Oh, hello. I'm Joro. Don't worry! I haven't given up on the idea of a "harem high school life" just yet.

The exciting springtime of my life! I'm surrounded by beautiful giggling, jiggling girls! Wait, what the hell is this? Hey, Asunaro, you're with the newspaper club! What's this about me being the "enemy of all women" and going out with Himawari, Cosmos, and Pansy at the same time?

Now what does this dummy want? Baseball team manager Kimie Kamata (nickname: Tampopo) suddenly drags me into the science lab. You probably think she's a cute girl since she's got a flower nickname, right? Well, that’s true. Tampopo is cute… but… but…