Topics mocked include: The 2003 Academy Award nominations the Lingerie Bowl Oprah's birthday the New Hampshire Democratic primaries the sanctity of marriage political controversy the 61st Annual Golden Globes Awards (2003) Superbowl parties and more.

Topics that caused humor include: the David Guest interview the Grammy Awards rundown BRAVO's television show Celebrity Poker Showdown diets Tampax winter blahs and Seasonal Affective Disorder and more.

The panelists joked about the following topics:

The Oscars round-up and the Modern Humorist ""Spin Alley"" the Michael Jackson's child molestation trial and cable's E! reenactment UPN's Enterprise canceled and the Trekker response the film Be Cool rapper 50 Cent shooting incident celebrity gossip like the Fred Durst sex tape, Charlie Sheen gets a divorce, and more Guilty Pleasure: UPN's Veronica Mars, a cool show for every age group Sidney Lumet's films Halle Berry wins Razzie Award in good cheer and more.

Upgrade and downgrade: the Oscars interviews on television.

Special segment: Paul F. Tompkins, Celebrity Defender -- Martha Stewart Edition

Who had the best week ever: lifestyle diva Martha Stewart. She's now out of jail, has been nominated for a few Emmy's, yes, her life is better than ever, and getting even richer in the process.