I never thought I'd come across a zero-to-1 star movie, but "Contracted" is it. I started late, coming in at the party, but the movie was "falling off the cliff" even then. As the effects from the "STD" began to show on the protagonist's face, I thought of "Reefer Madness"-level cautionary tales about unprotected sex. Also, I wondered just how loaded a Lesbian would have to get to have sex with a MAN. This is also why I don't watch any Vampire/Werewolf/Zombie-themed movie or TV show. They don't exist and the "silent movie-level pantomime" gets old in 30 seconds.