Cast 28

1. 

   Max Beesley

   Wullie Smith

2. 

   Isla Blair

   Sheila Bailey

3. 

   James Cosmo

   Billy Bailey

4. 

   Richard E. Grant

   Gorgeous Gus

5. 

   Laura Fraser

   Rosemary Bailey

6. 

   Ian Holm

   Big Tam

7. 

   David Hayman

   Scrapper

8. 

   Tom Sizemore

   Buffalo

9. 

   Neil Morrissey

   Piss Off

10. 

    David O'Hara

    Mechanic

11. 

    Iain Robertson

    Danny Van Boy

12. 

    Michael Nardone

    Dingus

13. 

    Bill Paterson

    Tommy

14. 

    Gary Lewis

    Dead Eye

15. 

    Ron Donachie

    Happy Feet

16. 

    Pierce Brosnan

    John MacGhee

17. 

    Samantha Fox

    Patsy Kennedy

18. 

    Sally Howitt

    Carol McGhee

19. 

    Jonathan Watson

    Charlie

20. Andy Gray

    Arrow

21. Paul Doonan

    Lefty

22. Mark O'Hare

    Righty

23. Gary McCormack

    Growler

24. Hope Ross

    Anna Smith

25. 

    Russell Barr

    Nancy No Pants

26. Chris Symes

    English Harry

27. Edward McQuillan

    Pasty Face

28. 

    Alan Shearer

    Himself

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