Cast 14

1. 

   Chloe MacLeod

   Spermula (as Khloe MacLeod)

2. Alexa Morgan

   Nurse Sympathy Humppe

3. 

   Tony Watt

   Romeo Montague / Dracula / Bindir Dundat / Rico / The Senator / Pepe González

4. Francesco De Francesco

   Chico the Dockside John

5. Anthony Quinn

   Vampire Killler

6. Christian Aldo

   The Devil

7. Darcy Ann Turner

   Lexus / Barbi / Porsche / Flo Birthcontrol

8. 

   John Migliore

   Tony 'Tex' Watt

9. James Taggart

   Screaming Hippie at Dope Orgy / Ghoul Squad Member

10. Raffi Atamian

    The Dockworker

11. Martin Magee

    Tricky (archive footage)

12. Catie Rage

    Officer Lulu / Suckzilla

13. Deanna Prall

    Rosey Spunktowel / Chicken Wing Hotel Stripper-Whore

14. 

    Andre Guantanamo

    Andre Guantanamo

Crew 3