Jokes aren't funny. Scene logic is stupid. It´s a movie about guys with plastics in action!

This is a movie that you watch for two things and two things only, the action and seeing your old favourite macho-guys on the screen again. For me, it was mostly the action since some of these old guys are really…well…getting old. At least Stallone, Dolph and “Schwarzy” starts to get well past the best before date for these type of roles. Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme actually didn’t look that old and Bruce Willis had a role where his age didn’t make him seem too misplaced.

This movie is pretty much like the first The Expendables, that is some minimal story to build a whole bunch of... read the rest.