Cast 103

1. 

   Kal Penn

   Edward

2. 

   Adam Campbell

   Peter

3. 

   Jennifer Coolidge

   White Bitch

4. 

   Jayma Mays

   Lucy

5. 

   Faune Chambers Watkins

   Susan

6. 

   Crispin Glover

   Willy

7. 

   Tony Cox

   Bink

8. 

   Héctor Jiménez

   Mr. Tumnus

9. 

   Darrell Hammond

   Captain Jack Swallows

10. 

    Carmen Electra

    Mystique

11. 

    David Carradine

    Museum Curator

12. 

    Fred Willard

    Aslo

13. 

    Kevin McDonald

    Harry Potter

14. George Alvarez

    Ron

15. 

    Crista Flanagan

    Hermoine

16. Dana Seltzer

    Flight Attendant

17. 

    Dane Farwell

    Albus Dumbledore

18. 

    Tad Hilgenbrink

    Cyclops

19. 

    Jim Piddock

    Magneto

20. 

    Vince Vieluf

    Wolverine

21. 

    Kahshanna Evans

    Storm

22. 

    Lindsey Kraft

    Rogue

23. 

    Jareb Dauplaise

    Nacho Libre

24. 

    Rico Rodriguez

    Chanchito

25. 

    Danny Jacobs

    Borat / Pirate with Eye Patch

26. 

    David Lehre

    Ashton Kutcher

27. James Walker Sr.

    Samuel Jackson

28. Tysen Knight

    Kanye West

29. Alla Petrou

    Paris Hilton

30. 

    Gregory Jbara

    Mel Gibson

31. 

    Jill Latiano Howerton

    Singing Pirate Girl

32. Abe Spigner

    Flavor Flav

33. Shawn McDonald

    P. Diddy Faun

34. 

    Lauren Conrad

    Lauren Conrad

35. 

    Katt Williams

    Harry Beaver (voice)

36. 

    Nick Steele

    Lead Archer

37. Brennan Thomas

    Woodsman

38. David J. Catching

    Aslo's Camp Band

39. 

    Jesse Hughes

    Aslo's Camp Band

40. Brian O'Connor

    Aslo's Camp Band

41. Gene Trautmann

    Aslo's Camp Band

42. Kenny Yates

    Pirate with Heart

43. 

    D.J. Dierker

    Pirate

44. 

    Taran Killam

    Pirate

45. 

    Jeremy Rowley

    Pirate

46. 

    Qiana Chase

    Pirate Wench

47. Jillian Grace

    Pirate Wench

48. 

    Masha Lund

    Pirate Wench

49. Pollyanna Uruena

    Pirate Wench

50. 

    Sara Jean Underwood

    Pirate Wench

51. 

    Olivia Hardt

    Cribs Faun

52. 

    Zee James

    Cribs Faun

53. 

    Ginny Jones

    Cribs Faun

54. Britten Kelley

    Cribs Faun

55. 

    Arielle Vandenberg

    Cribs Faun

56. 

    Heather Storm

    Aslo's Girl

57. 

    Irina Voronina

    Jogging Girl

58. 

    Audra Lynn

    Wardrobe Girl

59. Darko Belgrade

    James Bond

60. Brookelyn Freed

    Bond Girl

61. 

    Michelle Lang

    Bond Girl

62. 

    Sabi Dorr

    Blacksmith

63. David Whatley-Zepeda

    Silas the Monk

64. Mike Grief

    Prison Guard

65. Mary Castro

    Breast Bite Woman

66. Ron Léroy

    Nose Bite Guy

67. Thomas Van Tassel

    Crotch Bite Guy

68. Lichelle D. Ebner

    Morphed Mystique

69. 

    Paul Zies

    Thug

70. 

    Roscoe Lee Browne

    Narrator (voice)

71. Ronald Lee Clark

    Oompa Loompa

72. 

    Joe Gieb

    Oompa Loompa

73. 

    Arturo Gil

    Oompa Loompa

74. Ricardo Gil

    Oompa Loompa

75. 

    Michael Lee Gogin

    Oompa Loompa

76. 

    Joseph S. Griffo

    Oompa Loompa

77. 

    Pancho Moler

    Oompa Loompa

78. Mighty Mike Murga

    Oompa Loompa

79. 

    Mark Povinelli

    Oompa Loompa

80. 

    Jon Simanton

    Oompa Loompa

81. 

    David Steinberg

    Oompa Loompa

82. John Tamaki

    Oompa Loompa

83. 

    Kevin Thompson

    Oompa Loompa

84. 

    Tyce Diorio

    Willy Dance Double

85. Richard Steelo Vasquez

    Curator Dance Double

86. Megan Hiratzka

    Dancing Pirate Girl

87. Samantha Faye Lee

    Dancing Pirate Girl

88. Philip Albuquerque

    Breakdancing Pirate

89. Jaime Burgos III

    Breakdancing Pirate

90. Oren Michaeli

    Breakdancing Pirate

91. Frankie DeMiranda

    Dancing Soldier

92. Chadd Smith

    Madd Chadd

93. Anwar Burton

    Michael Jackson

94. 

    Yousef Abu-Taleb

    Daniel

95. 

    Kevin Hart

    Silas (uncredited)

96. 

    Scott L. Schwartz

    Rubeus Hagrid (uncredited)

97. Monica Ford

    The Hot Nun (uncredited)

98. John Eric Brown

    Warrior (uncredited)

99. Dave Gist

    Man-Boobs! (uncredited)

100. Jon Overgaauw

     Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

101. Donna Russo

     Oompa Loompa (uncredited)

102. Phillip Sanchez

     Monk (uncredited)

103. Matt Weinglass

     Warrior (uncredited)

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