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A review by Gimly

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Written by Gimly on May 10, 2018

It's hard to find a single aspect of Cobra _that hadn't been done before, or hasn't been done better since. It's hoakey and way too self-serious given the content. But if you're hankering for some of that Sly action of yore, you shouldn't go past _Cobra... Unless its for any number of the nearly-identical-but-better movies he did in the same era.

Final rating:★★½ - Had a lot that appealed to me, didn’t quite work as a whole.

A review by r96sk

70%
Written by r96sk on July 11, 2020

Short and sweet.

'Cobra' is a straightforward, by the numbers action film with Sylvester Stallone. It doesn't really do much to drift you away from the obvious, but the action itself is entertaining and some of the deaths are quite cool to watch. The songs are passable, if not entirely well chosen.

Stallone, as you'd likely expect, is the only performer worth noting. He does his usual stuff and it comes across strong enough, one thing I didn't like about his character is his speech - the dialogue is kinda poor, they attempt to make Cobra a smooth, cool badass but it doesn't reall... read the rest.

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A review by John Chard

70%
Written by John Chard on July 10, 2020

This is where the law stops and I start, sucker!

Cobra is directed by George P. Cosmatos and written by Paula Gosling (novel Fair game) and Sylvester Stallone. It stars Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Brian Thompson, Reni Santoni, Andrew Robinson, John Herzfeld and Lee Garlington. Music is by Sylvester Levay and cinematography by Ric Waite.

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far-reaching plans.

Cobra is a tantalising peek as to just what Stallone's "Beverley Hills Cop" would have looked like. He had turned in a gritty and... read the rest.

A review by GenerationofSwine

100%
Written by GenerationofSwine on January 12, 2023

My mother loved this film back when I was a kid, actually took me to see it three times in the theater... when I was about 6.

As a kid, it was another fun action movie with a lot of fun violence and just scary enough where I could boast about it at school. And, as an adult it's a fun action movie with a lot of fun violence and a plot that doesn't completely make sense, but who cares because the point is fun.

It's one of those movies that you don't expect a lot going into and you are rewarded with, well, mindless popcorn munching action that is delivered in a way that only the 80s could do... read the rest.

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