Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)

Written by GenerationofSwine on January 10, 2023

BORING.

I mean, it opens great. The first few minutes sort of give you the impression that this movie is going to be epic...

... and then the rest of it is best spent looking at your phone, cleaning your finger nails, watching linoleum curl, defrosting your freezer...

... finding anything else you can do as it plays in the background just to keep you form dying of Boredom.

And I say this as a Star Trek fan.