Unpleasantness comes in many forms. Like when you pick up an apple from the fruit bowl and find the hidden side has decomposed. The unpleasantness at Brampton Hall is different.

Mandy accidentally finds herself on the programme ‘Who Are You, Do You Think?', a fictional genealogy programme that is not a parody of the programme Who Do You Think You Are?

According to a friend of a friend, if the staff on a cruise start handing out free choc ices, it means a passenger has died and they need to make room in the freezer.

Why is Mandy training to be an astronaut? Why is Mars called The Red Planet? These questions and more will remain unanswered.

Apparently if you stare into the eyes of a forest goblin, you’ll be dead within a week. Just FYI.