Miriam and Alan are back rip-roaring across Scotland... and beyond! They ride the Harry Potter Express steam train and head to the glorious Cairngorms, before Alan conducts an LGBTQ+ wedding.

The hosts visit the Hebridean Isle of Skye, where Miriam and Heather first went on holiday together over 50 years ago. Alan takes the pair on a boat trip to see a pod of dolphins. Skye's resident wand whittler gives them a lesson in wood carving, and Alan gets in trouble with the seaweed king.

Miriam and Alan visit a Santa Barbara 'drugs den'. In Palm Springs, they enjoy drag bingo and join a gay knitting group. Then, it's on to LA.