Of all the gin joints in town, the biggest dick in Hollywood walks into Cooper's backyard tiki bar. What are the chances? Looks like Cooper and his friends might be destined for stardom after all.

Good news: The network executives love the pitch. Bad news: They brought notes … and vegan buffalo wings.

Funzo Cooper! Serious Cooper. Scary Cooper ... Cooper as - Frankenstein-Robert-DeNiro? Hey, actors have to show off their versatility. It's headshot time at Cooper's Bar!

What Cooper needs is internet clout. But social media's not really his "thing." To sell out, or not sell out?

Cooper and Kris face-off in a hot wing eating showdown that will determine the fate of Cooper's Bar once and for all.