Season 3 (2011)

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Raise Your Hand
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Raise Your Hand

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December 1, 2011 • 3m

I can’t raise my hand. I’m allergic to effort.

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Magazines
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Magazines

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December 8, 2011 • 2m

Magazines are sooo heavy. Especially the ones with pictures of fat people.

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Jetlag
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Jetlag

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December 15, 2011 • 2m

Can’t sleep? Count sheepskin boots.

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Santa
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Santa

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December 22, 2011 • 3m

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… I was shuffling around chain smoking and trying on different shoes.

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Presentation 4
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Presentation 4

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January 6, 2012 • 3m

War – what is it good for? Cute uniforms.

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Jewish Looking Girl
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Jewish Looking Girl

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January 12, 2012 • 2m

She’s a rock star of David.

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Layers
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Layers

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January 19, 2012 • 2m

It’s freezing cold under all these layers.

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Call My Phone
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Call My Phone

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January 26, 2012 • 3m

Sing along! Actually no, just find my phone.

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Trenta
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Trenta

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February 2, 2012 • 2m

Start the morning with a gallon of joe.

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Evil Dragon
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Evil Dragon

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February 9, 2012 • 3m

It’s always the bodyguard you least suspect.

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Police
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Police

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February 17, 2012 • 3m

I fought the law and the law was a jerk face.

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Guest Stars 2 Full Cast & Crew

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    Luke Sholl

    Bodyguard

  2. Matthew J. McCarthy

    Officer White

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Mug Shot

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February 23, 2012 • 3m

Is this the duckface of a criminal?

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Jail
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Jail

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March 8, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate deals with life in the slammer.

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Dishwasher
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Dishwasher

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March 15, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate loves shiny appliances! And by that she means sweaty laborers.

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Pillow Talk
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Pillow Talk

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March 22, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate and Bodyguard may have effed up and effed.

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Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)
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Sex and Sexuality (Very Maggie Smith)

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April 1, 2012 • 3m

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

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Sleeping in Class
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Sleeping in Class

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April 5, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate goes to sleep to the soothing sounds of a yelling professor.

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Professor’s Presentation
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Professor’s Presentation

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April 12, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate sabotages Professor in front of the school board.

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Slumber Party
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Slumber Party

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April 19, 2012 • 2m

First one to fall asleep gets a hand in warm Pellegrino.

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Pills
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Pills

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April 26, 2012 • 3m

Take once per day with a picture of food.

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Comet
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Comet

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May 3, 2012 • 2m

Mary-Kate’s cat meows out against drugs.

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Draw Something
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Draw Something

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May 10, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate challenges Bodyguard to some 1am Pictionary.

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The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)
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The Case of the Cracked Cup (Very Maggie Smith 2)

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May 24, 2012 • 2m

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

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Summer House
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Summer House

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Season Finale
May 31, 2012 • 3m

Mary-Kate gets lost indoors and has to crack out her survival skills.

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