Zack Keller som Blue
Afsnit 51
Coming Soon Teaser
Don't look at the cat if you want to live. Dikc Figures, a new series, craps in your litter box on Thursday, November 18th!
Læs mereA Bee or Something
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
Læs mereTea Bag Teaser
What good are friends if you can't occasionally give them a Tiger-Claw Finishing Move to the bathsuit area?
Læs mereTraffic Jams
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
Læs mereSteakosaurus
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
Læs mereDating Advice
Red is sorta like Cupid - naked, stalking women and shooting weapons in all directions.
Læs mereTrouble Date
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
Læs mereKitty Amazing
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
Læs mereHe Who Shall Not Be Maimed
Abracadabra -- POOF! A brand new teaser, conjured up exclusively for you and anyone else with eyes.
Læs mereRole Playas
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
Læs mereAttack of the Pwns
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
Læs mereSeason 2 Teaser
The dirty minds behind Dick Figures are cleaning up for season 2. So get your hair net on - a new season of Dick Figures rains down on April 21st!
Læs mereZombies & Shotguns
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
Læs mereCamp Anarchy
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
Læs mereButt Genie
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
Læs mereLord Tourette's Syndrome
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
Læs mereFang Angels
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
Læs mereCaptain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
Læs mereY U So Meme?
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
Læs mereSex Marks the Spot
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
Læs mereWe're Cops!
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
Læs mereBath Rhymes
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
Læs mereSeason 3 Teaser
Vi har ikke en synopsis oversat på Engelsk. Hjælp os med at udvide vores database ved at tilføje én.
Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
Læs mereReal Dudes Bros Night Man
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
Læs mereTerminate-Her
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
Læs mereModern Flame War 3
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
Læs merePlanet Asshole
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
Læs mereChug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
Læs mereSweary Christmas from Lord Tourettes
Christmas time is here and to celebrate, Lord Tourettes offers up a big elf you!
Læs mereBrain Switch
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
Læs merePleasure Cruise
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
Læs mereKung Fu Winners
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
Læs mereSeason 4 Trailer
Get yo ass to the Dick Figures Official website, follow the instructions, and you might see the Season 4 Premiere early!! You know you want it!
Læs mereLosing Streakers
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
Læs merePussy Magnet
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
Læs mereTaco Tuesday
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
Læs mereOcho Muerte
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
Læs mereFirst Day of Cool
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
Læs mereThe Red Devil
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
Læs mereFreshman 15
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Læs mereLord Tourettes... REVEALED!
Everyone has been asking who does the voice of Lord Tourettes and now... you finally get to see him in action! Introducing: BEN TULLER!
Læs mereBallad of Lord Tourettes
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
Læs mereThe Fart Knight Rises
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
Læs mereRobot Frog
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
Læs mereOriginal Un-Aired Pilot "Stick Figures"
This is the original development pilot that Ed Skudder pitched to Mondo Media before "Dick Figures" was picked up as a series way back in September 2010. You can still see that it is called "Stick Figures" and all the characters are fully colored in. Those backgrounds look nice too. Wow, we really got sloppy. This is also the first time we see the Turtle Dragon and the ending is some of the inspiration for the episode "Traffic Jams".
Læs mereComic Kamikaze
Three comics were chosen by Two men for One purpose: laughter. Check out the winners from the Dick Figures Comic Competition in animated form. Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated! Winners: Sergio Dominguez, Shane Danells, Alessandro Simone
Læs mereDick Figures Season 5 Starts Now
Vi har ikke en synopsis oversat på Engelsk. Hjælp os med at udvide vores database ved at tilføje én.
GTA Pacific Grim
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Læs mereHardcore Chore
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Læs mereFigured Out
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Læs mereDick Figures: The Movie: The Song
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Læs mereThe Red Planet
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
Læs mereA Hobbit of Thrones
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Læs mereDas Vidiamond
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Læs mereChick Figures
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Læs mereHappy Birthdump
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
Læs mereMessin' With Sasquatch: New Kid
Sasquatch schools Red & Blue on how to be a bully.
Læs mereMessin' With Sasquatch: Camp Fight
Red and Blue try “roughing it” and wind up getting “roughed up” instead in a wild Trail mix up with the local wild life.
Læs mereMessin' With Sasquatch: Wild Kingdom
Blue becomes a fashion victim and Red gives treehugger a whole new meaning.
Læs mere