Season 5 (2013)
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Episodes 11
GTA Pacific Grim
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
Read MoreHardcore Chore
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
Read MoreDick Figures: The Movie: The Song
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
Read MoreThe Red Planet
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
Read MoreA Hobbit of Thrones
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
Read MoreDas Vidiamond
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
Read MoreChick Figures
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
Read MoreHappy Birthdump
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
Read MoreFigured Out
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
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